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Sox fans still give a damn? You mean they'll show up to games when they think the ownership is serious about winning and puts a good product on the field? Get out of town.

I guess I'm driving everyone at the Skokie Park District to an early grave.

All right, dude, I don't know how you think toenails behave, but they just don't stop ingrowing. You can get it done now or put it off, but eventually, you're going to need to have it removed. May as well get it out now before it infects something or some s***... I've had ingrown toenails removed 4 times now (Each big toe has been ingrown twice), and it's really not that bad. After a week, when things start to heal up, it's all worth it.

Code Red and vodka... Very good. Original Mountain Dew sucks. Code Red is all right. The Orange kind sorta sucks, too. Jolt Cola is excellent.

You better just have a podiatrist remove that.

When I was still playing baseball, I was in center field and there was a fair crowd (for our games... Means maybe 50 people). Anyway, some guy hit one to deep centerfield, and I got on my horse and started running and I snagged the ball at the wall. Problem was, the wall at this park was only waist high and it was just a regular chain-link fence. Well, to make a long story short, I didn't see the wall and ran full speed into it, flipped over it and had one of the chains snag my pants... Ripping them off as I fell over. So I wound up, on my back, with my legs straight up and my pants around my ankles. At least I hung on to the ball.

Yowza... I think Kevin Smith would have gotten a solid rep after 5 hilarious flicks.

What's up with Micah Schnurstein? AVG G AB R H RBI 2B 3B HR BB SO SB CS .222 21 81 16 18 7 4 0 1 6 17 0 1

I'll be at work, too... At the game. Sometimes this camp counselor gig really pays off.

Nice to see Big Jon get a good start. What a wonderful thing it would be to add a healthy, effective Jon Rauch to next year's rotation. That's s***-your-pants scary.

LOL.. What an amusing thread. Idiots.

He was pretty good in Seattle... He can't be any worse than some of the guys we have now.

They're still working on getting the internet out there in Kansas City.

I haven't seen it, but a friend of mine who has nearly the exact same taste in movies as I do saw it and she said it was horrible, so I'm going to go with her judgment and not blow $8 for a 2nd opinion.

You obviously have no idea how the Chicago Police Department works.

Actually I have. The characters awesome and so is Sean William Scott... DON'T READ THIS POST IF YOU PLAN ON SEEING AMERICAN WEDDING, BECAUSE THERE ARE SPOILERS IN IT... So you're idol is a high school football assistant coach who eats dog s*** and has sex with Jim's grandmother? Boy, you need to get your noggin' examinin'.

The original Hallowee is still scarrier, IMO, because it mostly messes with your mind. The rest of the movies in the franchise have sucked royally (except for the sequel, which only slightly blew).

Stranger s*** has happened in baseball than a team coming back on another that lost 100 games the previous year. Until they're mathematically eliminated, I will always believe the Sox have a chance to beat these jokers.

I don't know how you're mind works, but if I see a guy throw a punch, then get whaled on by security, it would make me reconsider throwing a punch of my own. Off-duty Chicago cops aren't known for their good patience and unflarable tempers, ya'know.

The s*** is addictive. Naw, South Side, Catholic schoolboy... Who else am I to root for other than the Sox and ND?

ha batman 1 and 2 is the are the only good superhero movies in the last 15 years. i saw spiderman, i saw the hulk, both s***. maguire doesn't even want to do spiderman 2 but he's got a contract. No superhero movie will ever come close to the pinnacle that is Batman 1. I thought Spiderman was better than Batman 2, though. Better storyline, IMO.

Haven't seen the third installment yet, then, eh? If so, then :puke

Wow... That's almost 9 players. Jesus f***ing Christ.

Then you missed out on maybe the best "super hero" movie in a long, long time. When does Spiderman 2 get released?

Notre Dame would own the Big 10... No point in joining when it would only hurt their strength of schedule (and income).