doubleM23

ahahahahahahaha This is the most ridiculous thread in the world.

At least they didn't do it at our ballpark this time.

Christensen hit the guy on purpose, partially blinded him, and ended his career. Now he has serious shoulder problems... Sometimes karma's a b****.

And he is still better than Garland ever was. Just sayin' Talent-wise, Kip Wells is probably the best pitcher this organization had in a really, really long time.

Josh would have to clear waivers to do so, and while Ken Huckaby did a few weeks ago, there's no way the Sox risk losing their pride and joy. Maggs in CF? God, why don't we just whack him in the back of the knee with a bat tomorrow and get it over with sooner? And Aaron Rowand is NOT a starter.

Ask any veteran how "beautiful" war is. The true warrior cherishes peace.

Damn right Clujer. We're not the number 2 SP staff in the AL only behind NY for nothing. I'm sure those 6 games against Detroit had nothing to do with it.

If you want laughs, I reccommend Tenacious D's CD (Sorry, I don't have a name, I'm at home for Easter and I left all my CDs in Peoria). I've listened to it about 50 times since I got it earlier in the semester and I still laugh like crazy.

I never thought I'd ever see Iowa being described as "cool."

I think most of you on the "D'Angelo Jimenez for the Hall of Fame" bandwagon need to check your calendar. That said, if D'ang keeps it up, I'll be very happy.

Um.......... No. Quintero and Fernandez were traded to San Diego for Jimenez towards the end of last year. The Foulke deal involved Foulke, Mark Johnson, and Joe Valentine for Billy Koch, Neal Cotts, and Daylan Holt.

Batman is cooler than Spiderman Batman is way cooler than Spiderman.

That's pathetic Why? I can't bear to watch hockey, so naturally I pay no attention to it whatsoever. Combine the fact I could care less about the NHL and the fact that once February rolls around I get ready for baseball, hockey is about as important to me as the company that produces the light switch in my room. It is fun to play, however. If you actually don't know that the hockey playoffs are going on you are a pretty pathetic sports fan Or maybe it means I don't give a flying f*** about hockey. Hockey is about as exciting to watch as curling and golf. Riiiight, doublem, right. You are defininitely not well rounded sports fan if you don't even know they are taking place. Hell i know when nascar and golf stuff is going on and i really don't pay attention to them. Ever watch sportscenter in your life? Who said I wanted to be a "well-rounded" sports fan? I don't watch SportsCenter that much at school because usually there's other crap to do besides watch TV. I do try and catch Baseball Tonight as often as possible.

I fell off my roof. Sober.

That's pathetic Why? I can't bear to watch hockey, so naturally I pay no attention to it whatsoever. Combine the fact I could care less about the NHL and the fact that once February rolls around I get ready for baseball, hockey is about as important to me as the company that produces the light switch in my room. It is fun to play, however. If you actually don't know that the hockey playoffs are going on you are a pretty pathetic sports fan Or maybe it means I don't give a flying f*** about hockey. Hockey is about as exciting to watch as curling and golf.

Kind of hard to have extra innings in my dorm room You guys can't get MLB Extra Innings in your dorm? I don't have it, but that's just because I don't have the money to pay for everything I would need, however, I'm pretty sure if I was willing to buck up, I could get it.

oh my god the Barons lost a game. I guess all that's left is chosing between a knife or a gun.

The best option would be to just go back to the 2-division format and only have 1 LCS, but that wouldn't generate enough money.

That's pathetic Why? I can't bear to watch hockey, so naturally I pay no attention to it whatsoever. Combine the fact I could care less about the NHL and the fact that once February rolls around I get ready for baseball, hockey is about as important to me as the company that produces the light switch in my room. It is fun to play, however.

I didn't know they were still playing hockey either.

I hope he doesn't end up being the next Corwin Malone.

Compared to the rest of that lineup, Choi is f***in' Hank Aaron. I wouldn't pitch to him either.

Gay, straight... It's all the same - George Carlin, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

IIRC, the word on Holt was that he had some skills but no one seems to think he's anything more than a C-level prospect....

26%, though I also expected more.