Chicago White Sox

Sorry, I didn’t see this in time

I blame that Eloy K on Benetti’s horrible jokes

What did I miss?

Deservedly so!

Ok, Leury clearly reads Soxtalk.

Would be great to get one more here.

100% agree.

Bummer is such a fucking stud. I can’t believe some people thought his extension was stupid.

I think roughly two weeks after opening day.

Gigantic run.

McCann!!!

We need to keep scoring. This Twins offense can put up a crooked number in the blink of an eye.

Oh fuck

Feels like it’s been that way for years TBH.

So how many pitches do we think they’ll let Dallas go?

DA BESSS!!!!!!!!!!!

Squak motherfuckers

Lol...I guess Leury over Mendick was the right call!

Can we score more than one run please?

OMG, the cornball comedy hour is in full effect.

Four groundouts and a K for Keuchel through two on only 21 pitches. That will work.

Probably not.

Good eye Moncada! Make em pay Jose!

That bunt attempt was kinda weird

Nice easy 1st...now let’s score some fucking runs!