DirtySox

I am so incredibly happy. I'm legit about to break out the champagne.

Hey, a HR!

Thanks White Sox minor leagues, MILBTV, and message board friends. You helped keep me entertained while I stayed away/coped with the dumpster fire major league team. Maybe if we are lucky, both the minors and majors can be fun next season.

Darn. That would have been fun.

Big yikes.

I'm going to go ahead and guess that the Neon Moncada haters absolutely despise the Padres City Connect jerseys.

I would like a full and healthy season from this recent Eloy.

Yup. They are the only reason I'm watching this game.

Time to start another losing streak. Let's get it!

Fegan is the only beat writer worth a damn.

Go Twins. Gimme that bigger bonus pool.

Eloy vs The Wall seems to agree which is a good sign.

I'll stick with the Orioles and the minor leagues if this ends up happening.

This is beautiful.

Keep losing baby. Work that draft pick.

Now do Hahn.

That was the most White Sox ass way to handle a bases loaded no outs situation.

Please hit a homer you pitiful fucks.

That was quite the catch!

This flippin' offense man. I can't.