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My brother and I had this debate the other night and it led to a fight. I always tip 20% at least, generally round up to 25%, and I'll go higher depending on service and bill (if it's a small bill at say, Steak & Shake, but the server was great, I've left a 50% and even a 100% tip once, but that was great service on a small bill). There was ONE time I didn't. I left a penny tip on a credit card because the waitress who's name was on the receipt got us water. She didn't take our order, get our drinks, bring our food, when a friend spilled his shake and was willing to pay for a new one, just needed something to clean it up, she was nowhere to be found, and she literally ignored our table outside of bringing us water. The whole time she was outside smoking. My brother said I should have left her a 15% tip so she'd believe that college students would tip her and she'd try harder in the future and she probably only gave bad service because she expected a bad tip from younger people. Um, f*** that. She did nothing whatsoever to earn a dime of money from me. Then he said what if she's having a bad day...so? That gives her the right to completely ignore my table? I have bad days working at Mizzou's student TV station or when interviewing people for the newspaper and I put on a fake smile to get the job done. And her job is to serve all tables equally, not just ones she tips well.

QUOTE (Heads22 @ May 26, 2012 -> 12:07 AM) Your sense of humor is broken. Yes.

QUOTE (Heads22 @ May 25, 2012 -> 11:40 PM) But enough about Konerko... Wait, what?

Over/under on HRs: 2.5

QUOTE (BigEdWalsh @ May 25, 2012 -> 10:18 PM) Can I get a HELL YEAH!?!! No.

QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ May 25, 2012 -> 10:17 PM) Just got pulled over for doing 56 in a 40!!! Which is odd, since my speedometer said 40. I protested... and only got a verbal warning. He said he was confident I was the only car he could have picked up. But clearly something was very wrong because I was EXACTLY at 40 (cruise control). It was near a place where I KNOW they love to hide, so I am always extra careful there. What I can't figure out is how he got 56. None of the cars near me were going more than 45 and I was probably the slowest. Bitter Buehrle fan.

s***, I posted one too. My bad. So I'll restate it... THE FEATHERED SERPENT! HOME RUNS

MORE HOME RUNS! QUETZALCOATL - THE FEATHERED SERPENT

Golden Gordon.

QUOTE (maxjusttyped @ May 25, 2012 -> 08:29 PM) 50 game sample sizes of UZR are worthless.

QUOTE (sunofgold @ May 25, 2012 -> 10:02 PM) well i hope tar get a chance to go yard. No.

But stats and stuff.

I wish Paulie was in for a slam.

I LIKE THE HOME RUNS.

@ Cunningham.

I like this team.

The Feathered Serpent needs to get some strikes.

Any fans who stopped coming cause of Mark aren't real fans. I actually teared up when Mark left and my Buehrle t-shirt is hanging in my closet. I wore it the day after he signed and not one time since. Few White Sox fans were as crushed as me to see Mark leave, yet I still go to the games.

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ May 25, 2012 -> 02:04 PM) I hope Quintana lives up to the mythical status we have bestowed upon him The Feathered Serpent scoffs at this notion.

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ May 25, 2012 -> 12:46 PM) From what I have read he is of dragon and mayan god descent. His fastball has been known to literally start on fire and destroy bats, and his curveball will occasionally turn into green mist that will render a batter unconscious. KW put him on the roster out of pure fear. Hope this helps. This + Name starts with Q = His nickname shall be Quetzalcoatl.

QUOTE (pittshoganerkoff @ May 25, 2012 -> 10:41 AM) I remember last year (before the season started) someone had said with Konerko and Dunn in the lineup, it was a perfect set-up for Donkey Kong. Obviously with Dunn's season last year, that wasn't a reality. I'm surprised no one has brought it up this year, yet. Sounds like an opportunity for someone to do some art... It was my sig for a while, then we only had the Kong part.

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ May 25, 2012 -> 07:42 AM) De Aza should platoon with Lillibridge. Cause stats.

QUOTE (farmteam @ May 25, 2012 -> 12:49 AM) I'm the complete opposite. I've never had much of a desire to wear a watch, either for fashion or time-keeping purposes. This. I hate watches on my wrist.

HOME RUNS. Don Cheadle is Captain Planet from Don Cheadle De Aza = Captain Planet Twins = Everyone else. HOME RUNS. KONERKO. VICIEDO. RIOS. AJ.

I f***ing hate Morneau.