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I'm not reading the whole thread but someone's said "Uh...we're rebuilding and we need a veteran bullpen and backups? Riiiight"

QUOTE (Heads22 @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 12:21 AM) All of that may be true, but I'd still rather watch college sports. Oh, I understand why some people would prefer college sports. Just don't give me the "pure" s***. QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 12:29 AM) Well, to be fair, there's nothing like the NCAA Tournament. It's like getting blown with a Mickey in one hand and a Stogie in the other. This is true.

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 01:27 AM) And only one sexual partner her whole life, so don't have to worry about the STD angle (have enough experience with that from my time in Russia, South Korea, Taiwan/HK/China, Indonesia, ESPECIALLY Thailand, Colombia and the Philippines!!!) Damn. Is it your goal to bang someone in every Asian country (and Colombia)?

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 01:17 AM) Yes, suggesting a player utilize his freakish athleticism and size (for a PG) to create better shots for himself is ridiculous. There's simply no justification for Rose to be averaging 5 3pt FG attempts per game. Agreed. If he has a wide open 3 or they need one, take it. But transition 3's and taking them with plenty of time on the clock need to stop. He needs his threes to compliment his driving/mid-range game, not the other way around. He should learn the Brad Miller pump-fake drive. That was fun.

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 12:42 AM) Was recently volunteered to do a "favor," my very good Chinese friend can't get pregnant (she's 29) by her foreign husband, so she now was the bright idea of me doing it this THUR and FRI. I guess I should be flattered, lol. The adoption and sperm bank/sperm donor option...doesn't fit the Chinese traditional model of what's culturally acceptable. See, did it again, haha. QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 12:54 AM) Wait, so does this mean she wants you to f*** her? If so, you better do that s***. Unprotected sex with a woman and you can simply walk away if/when you get her pregnant? That's the american dream right there. Long as she doesn't look like the Jap version of wite, do it. QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 01:03 AM) I was about to say... Agreed with J4L, though. A sequence of posts has never made me laugh harder.

QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 12:02 AM) Why do I keep seeing basketball talk everywhere? Basketball sucks, and this is a Sox forum. BasketballDerrickRoseMichaelJordanFreeCheeseWhiteMamba

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Jan 9, 2012 -> 11:38 PM) Pretty much. I used to follow it religiously. But all the same f***ing schools get the best recruiting classes EVERY year. College football has become more predictable than the NBA (and it's even more corrupt). And that's pathetic. Isn't that like 6 in a row for the SEC? This. And yes. 6 in a row. Edit: And I REALLY f***ING HATE when people say College Football and Basketball are "pure" sports while the NFL and NBA aren't. It's more f***ing corrupt and less talent. If you want "pure" go watch f***ing high school, but that has recruiting too so... Middle school sports?

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Jan 9, 2012 -> 11:33 PM) I just sometimes think you're on acid or at least a strong weed with the tangents you occasionally go on

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Jan 9, 2012 -> 10:55 PM) Seriously, with all the SoxTalk "insiders" with their wisecracks, innuendoes and jokes, I share Milkman's concern that only about 50-75% of the site (and, in his case, my posts) is actually intellectually accessible. QUOTE (knightni @ Jan 9, 2012 -> 10:59 PM) What joke? You're the one with obscure references all the time that make people go "huh?" Oh for Christ's sake Caulfield, you referenced a "The Shadow" from 1930, mine was from 2003. And I knew no one would get it...well, because I doubt anyone here are big Jak & Daxter fans

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Jan 9, 2012 -> 09:29 PM) What the hell is that? This thread is way too obscure. It's Young Samos from Jak II. He led the Underground, known as "The Shadow".

DA MAMBA

QUOTE (knightni @ Jan 9, 2012 -> 08:58 PM) Except for the mediocre Alec Baldwin film, that's an old radio programme reference from the '30s and '40s. Or this guy

QUOTE (chw42 @ Jan 9, 2012 -> 08:39 PM) The minutes are catching up with Luol. He's played like crap the last two games. Thibs needs Lu out there or he'll go insane.

Boozer's rainbow shot is beautiful when on. And it means no more "Boozer clogging the lane for Noah!" s***. WTF Joakim.

I don't understand how players magically acquire more votes each year. The BBWAA is annoying with their "first year HoF" "fifteenth year HoF" s***. A Hall of Famer is a Hall of Famer.

QUOTE (iamshack @ Jan 9, 2012 -> 08:00 AM) nope... Kept flashing people for beads?

Give Butler some minutes tonight damnit.

QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Jan 9, 2012 -> 03:37 PM) I kind of hope LSU destroys Bama so that everyone complains that OK St. or Stanford should have gotten a chance instead. Or Alabama wins a close one & the AP voters still vote LSU #1. #CHAOS This

QUOTE (Y2JImmy0 @ Jan 9, 2012 -> 05:52 PM) No....Beasley was the consensus number one for stupid people. Nobody that knows anything about basketball would have selected Beasley with all those issues over Rose. I agree that people wanted to do it....but those people are idiots No....he was the consensus before the NCAA tournament and before the Bulls had the #1 Pick.

Greatest mod ever

We're trading Floyd for Moses and Karl Malone? Cool.

QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Jan 8, 2012 -> 09:05 PM) The worst part is that jesus actually played well. No magic bulls***, the f***er actually played a good game.

Harnish down. SHEEEEIT.

I hate Tim Tebow.

ARE YOU f***ING KIDDING ME? NFL has the dumbest OT rules. Ever.