Quin

All I need right here lmao.

Hold up, Meidroth already had sunglasses with him!?

Buy Meidroth sunglasses.

I guess this isn't actually Streisand effect, which is where attempts to hide or censor info makes people look into it more. But in this case, baseball fans wouldn't know Cole gave up that homer if he didn't plunk Bonemer.

This is ultimate Streisand effect lmao

😞

God, I wish they could buy the Bulls. Like, hypothetically they could pull a John Henry, Jeff Loria move, but I highly doubt that happens.

They need to get to .500 before we can declare this.

Time to see if Gonzo can handle RF.

Haber's Revenge can't be stopped.

If they can get 5 games above .500 and stay there through the end of May, I will stop calling for Getz's head and enter the "purchase Getz a room temp beer or cold Coke" club.

This would be such a niche, but perfect piece of merch.

Colson's revenge lmao

Can't hit MLB pitching.

It's such shitty luck.

I think he's seen as the top since Skenes/Crews, which is definitely a good spot for the Sox to be. Calling him just a solid prospect (going off overall prospect grades from Pipeline and FanGraphs) feels like an undersell. He's a 65 overall at Pipeline and 55 at FanGraphs. That makes him Pipeline's #3 prospect and in FG's Top 30 (only draftee).

1) Davis Martin is that dude. 2) Remember when Frank Menechino said "f*** the home run?" Possibly the dumbest statement from the first rebuild era. This team is so much more fun when launching bombs.

In case anyone thought they weren't the White Sox, here we are again.

Hell yeah Mune

I have never said a bad word about Benintendi, our king.

Consider me the Jason Mendoza for the Jacob Gonzalez pump cart, but pretty much entirely out of feeling bad for the kid.

I do believe the part about the Sox not being Roch's preference.

Poles had a type this year.