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He famously hit a home run over the Durham Bull - which meant he didn't get a steak, because you only get one if you hit it.

Well, while grabbing drinks with my friend that's a Spurs fan, he said he's excited cause he doesn't have to obsess over mock drafts like he usually does. I told him I'm the same way, but for very different reasons.

A reminder that @kwillis starting today's game thread. Anyone else does it and they have to write a 10-page single-spaced paper on why they love Rick Hahn.

How to jog around the bases with this one easy trick.

Ball went far.

DFA. Don't trade. Don't bench. Don't give benefit of the doubt. D. F. A. F. A.

I for one am enjoying the return of Birmingham Robert.

Mildly spicy.

Do they check for sticky stuff in the Australian League?

I'm happy to see Garrett Crochet back.

I mean, Cease is having a rough start this season, but did you not watch him last year? Katz should definitely be on the hot seat, but like, Gio, Rodon and Cease all had great turnarounds under him

I think it might be disrespectful to dig up Nellie's grave, personally.

Celebrate Cali for good vibes.

Take Yoan Moncada from 3rd, where he's very, very good and move him to second, where he's bad. Play Jake Burger at 3rd, where he's bad and Hanser Alberto is used as a defensive replacement. ??? Profit. I think I'd almost rather teach Burger to play second. Or we teach Jake Burger to play catcher.

Minnie had a paternity lawsuit (it ended up being bunk) and showed up late to spring training in a brand new cadillac (cause he loved cars). Somehow, I don't feel like he would have been well received by some here without nostalgia glasses.

I'll add this: TA has problems, yeah. But we were all clamoring for Machado despite his "Johnny Hustle" reputation after he left the Dodgers. And not signing him is one of, if not the, biggest failure of the rebuild.

The Chicago White Sox are 43-59 without Tim Anderson since 2022. So they're still significantly better with him. No matter how you slice it, the Sox are better with Tim Anderson at the top of the lineup. Re: the highlighted, I guess you were clamoring for the Sox to show Frank Thomas the door in the 2005 offseason?

The Chicago White Sox are 88-73 with Tim Anderson since June 30, 2021. The Chicago White Sox have a 54-73 record without Tim Anderson since June 30, 2021.

I do love the WS Daily twitter for giving us highlights:

Popeye has made me very sad.

The wild thing is he may actually have this stat on hand.

Well, I got Sox, KC, Cards. Tankathon adding MLB to its roster is going to be terrible for my productivity barring a White Sox miracle.

I'll let you compile this stat.

For the "trying era" 1. Tim plays over 162: 91 win pace. 2. Tim doesn't play: 72 win pace. Conclusion: TEAM CANCER

Hanser Alberto is public enemy #1