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People in this thread: "TIM ANDERSON IS AN OVER REACTIONARY CANCER." Also people in this thread: "Based on a lip reading, I believe we should DFA Tim Anderson."

That was so bad.

Lmao Alvarez.

Or, as replies saw, "I hate the pitch clock" But go off.

Nah he got good the last few years. And if not for these two robs, it's be tied cause BURGER BOMB.

Dear lord two good plays by Abreu.

Ok, let's have Yoan and Luis reach, then a Holy Sheets bomb. That'd be cool.

The excitement of this season is bringing people back!

Monty Williams fired. There are so many good head coaches available and we gave Billy a shadow extension for reasons I don't understand.

Didn't Hanser Alberto lose a walk-off HBP on that exact same pitch???

Looked good, sounded good. That was a fucking bomb.

You forgot this ...?

Liam Hendriks to San Diego Preller's Cocaine Stash to Chicago

You must be a verified Twitter Blue subscriber to enter Doge Coin Arena at Tesla Stadium After every home run, instead of fireworks, the new centerfield scoreboard (which has replaced the pinwheels with glowing Tesla logos) just plays audio clips of "420!!!" and "nice"

Frank wasn't on steroids, but... 1) Frank was a freak of nature and the franchise GOAT. 2) The back half of his career he averaged 99 games, which is when his body caught up with him. Imagine what he and Griffey could have done compared to known roiders, who were able to soldier on. Re: 50s, 60s, 70s... Guys throw harder, run faster, jump higher, etc., there's just more strain on the human body. Adam Engel would have been a fucking god and led the Go-Go Sox to a World Series. Giolito would destroy that era. Lopez pumping 100 mph fastballs? Forget about it. *This is assuming you can just teleport them directly into the past. Remember how rare it was to see a 100 MPH pitch? Now every team has several guys.

Yes, that was the point of steroids. Edit before anyone gets in a tizzy: Obviously not everyone was on them.

If you look closely, this is the pitching staff ERA

It's actually pretty simple

Today I learned that Dylan Covey is currently in the Dodgers org.

Despite a not great outing (2.2 IP, 3 ER), Mena still struck out 4.

Stoney with the not so subtle shot at Hawk.

In my brain, I knew that Moncada was gonna make that throw, because he always makes it look easy. Then I remembered it was Hanser.

I miss fun Lance

Love that you've already put Diekman here.

Sir, this is baseball