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I mean Lenyn's AAA slashline this year is .460/.546/1.329 and he has historically struggled to begin every single level before coming into his own (with his AA and AAA adjustments being absolute tears), but sure, his less than 100 MLB ABs are a guarantee that he'll suck forever.

Darth Jimenez

I guess because he was his high school coach, Katz is to blame for his performance on the Cardinals?

Worst SoxTalk thread of all time.

At this point I'm convinced half this board has never been injured / is convinced you could just rub some dirt on a strained oblique.

"Lenyn, we need you to go work on stuff." Sosa goes 3-4 with a double. "Good enough."

That terminology now legally belongs to the South Side thanks to FX.

I fail to see the lie.

Santos was a trade, so we should give Rick Hahn some credit for his masterful trading skills.

Well lads, we've got a win streak.

Benintendi bunting anyway, doesn't care.

NOBLETIGER for the Twins!

Tim walks, then the ball goes far!

Tatum had three hits in the Dash win. Him, Chappy and DJ are a fun watch at the top of that lineup.

To me, Jerry's in the tier of "probably a decent guy, but God please sell the team" owners. Meanwhile, you have Fischer, Nutting, and James Dolan (Cleveland Dolan is cheap, but let's his FO do it's stuff). And while Snyder is on his way out, he Sterling and Sarver were truly the worst of the worst when it comes to sports ownership.

Waldo the White Sox Wolf, the sorta mascot that predated Southpaw.

C'mon man. Edit: So it's more obvious, let me gesture towards my profile picture.

Caulfield, how did this not register as sarcasm?

Yermin couldn't hit .270 in the PCL and is now in the Mexican League. What TLR did was stupid as s%*# and definitely hurt the vibes, but Yermin's worst enemy is Yermin.

What I'm learning is that this is the lineup the Sox need to run out there: CF - Billy Hamilton LF - Mark Payton RF - Adam Engel 2B - Nick Madrigal SS - Tim Anderson 3B - Leury Garcia 1B - Jose Abreu C - Reese McGuire DH - Yermin Mercedes

Bring back our vulgar Aussie.

Rick Hahn's MLB: The Show overhaul, clearly.

Do we lead the league in HR robberies? Without Engel?

He's had a whopping 1 year in the minor leagues. If 27-year-old Jake Burger is being proclaimed as the team's future after the absolute hell he battled through, Oscar Colas can be given the benefit of the doubt.