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Maybe the Ohtani recruitment plan is he'll have fond memories associated with the White Sox?

Ohtani is so fucking amazing.

what the f***?

Well yeah, go look at his other thread titles. He always cites the publications / authors.

If this is trolling, your skin is thinner than your argument.

Just for kicks, I scrolled through 5 pages of this board and all direct quotes were attributed to who said them, be they reporters, players or managers. Anytime a site was referred (mainly MLB.com power rankings), that's who was attributed. So, keeping going off, but it's a losing battle.

My god I pity your middle school teachers.

"Standard formatting" I write headlines as part of my day job. Quotes are when you're attributing to someone, homie.

Glove flips are sexy.

My softball teammate is a Reds fan and he said Elly is gonna make $300M in his career and I had PTSD from projecting Eloy, Moncada and Robert.

Let's f*** around and go 7-0. Get to .500. Then fall back again.

"Spend lots of "safe" money but never upon pain of death spend Star money, even if they'd take it"

The Sox and Bulls front offices operate the same way. 1. Make plan 2. Sell fanbase on plan 3. Plan begins to have mild success, get on your own supply. 4. If plan begins to falter, do nothing to adjust. Continuity/believing in your guys or something 5. Mediocrity. 6. Sell merch because they have two of the best brands in sports thanks to Jordan and hip-hop.

I like that Caulfield added quotes to make it seem like TA said this

Assuming you mean de la Cruz, the Sox are notorious for rushing prospects?

Padres have spent $6,642,805 per win. Sox have spent $5,423,207 per win. Is JerryBall more cost efficient than PrellerBall? Inspired by this Reddit post, which obviously shows that the Rays and Orioles are getting the most bang for their buk.

Tired: Moncada at 3rd Wired: Burger at 3rd Inspired: Ramos at 3rd

We won the thing!

So they can hit home runs with men on base

Ah f***, we're gonna win the AL Central.

I want to say no, but the current evidence says yes.

They offer: $600 million A unique Ohtani-themed home run celebration feature Re-theme the FUNdamentals deck to "Ohanti's SHO-Time Theater for Kids" Dedicated Japanese broadcast A live orchestra performs his walk-up music.

Fortunately, the Sox are farther south.

No he sucks cause I said so. It's like people forget Humber had pixie dust for a solid year with the team until he threw a perfect game.