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Lip, how does this answer the prompt

Power shows up this game

I had no idea what to expect from this and the result can only be called Dalquistian.

In awe of this man.

"Fire Pedro Grifol" seems like a layup, even if they turn the ship around. "The missing piece for this team is obvious" and it's either Ketel Marte or Joc Pederson "Trade Oscar Colas before his value drops." The RF solution pitched in this thread is Jake Burger. "We don't need Colson Montgomery, we need a starting pitcher." The starting pitcher mentioned in the thread is Jordan Montgomery.

When his legs give out in two weeks, yeah.

Boy that's two strikes right there. The less upside than Reyes, but also professional mentality.

Madrigal ain't it dawg.

I expect our bats to come out blazing today.

At least Santos looked good that inning.

Yeah that was next level bad.

A Sosa bomb would be pretty cool.

Unfortunately, Colas had too much pounce in him.

I feel extra dumb not checking the game times. B-ham is almost done, Knights lost and Ballers won. Popeye, Yoelqui and Duke Ellis each have two hits. Thompson had a very Thompson start - 5 IP, 1 ER, 5 BB, 6 Ks. Sprinkle had two hits, Super Mario had 2 walks, Glass a HR,

Vaughn heard y'all talking s%*#

Ah, I turned on the game just in time I see.

I also enjoy these threads because it's like Moncada sucks Trade Moncada to teams who will obviously give us something nice for Moncada

The Bear illustrated this perfectly when Carmy's annoying brother-in-law was revealed to be a Cubs fan.

Ron if he were British:

You're welcome!

Well, time for La Pantera and the Coca-Colas to pounce.

I got my dad excited about Chappy (he adores short, lefty second basemen), so it'd be great to see him back in the lineup.

Moncada hater szn knows no calendar.

Goosenberg will herald the return of the Goose statue.