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Moncada hater szn knows no calendar.

Goosenberg will herald the return of the Goose statue.

Ah yes, another Moncada hate boner thread. Especially because he came out blazing and is one of your few lefty (well, switch hitter) bats. Eloy and Sheets are the ones who would be looking over the shoulder if Burger keeps mashing, not Moncada. You get rid of another iron glove, not one of your best defenders. But also, with this team's record of staying healthy, pulling a trigger right now would be fool hardy at best.

We doin' Terrence Howard math now.

At this rate, I'm waiting for Caulfield to tell us that Fernando Tatis is a paragon of health.

The game is in his own mind.

Crede year-by-year: 2000: 7 2001: 17 2002: 53 2003: 151 2004: 144 2005: 132 2006: 150 2007: 47 2008: 97 Let's remove the first three up and down years for obvious reasons, like you said. 721 games over 6 seasons = 120 games per season. Yoan Moncada 2017: 54 games 2018: 149 2019: 132 2020: 52 2021: 144 2022: 104 Remove the first one for the same reason as Crede. Let's remove 2020 for clear reasons. 529 games over 4 seasons = 132 games per season. If you want to prorate the 2020 season, (162 / 60 = 2.7), Moncada's average actually jumps to 133, so basically the same. Different breed Moncada that never sits unless he has to according to Caulfield. He's got that dawg in him.

Pedro's had his ups and downs in his first *checks notes* 16 games. If only he were having a stellar year like Dusty Baker and Bob Melvin.

A toss up between: vs.

I also play MLB: The Show

COLAS BABY

I'm sorry did you not see Davis "Mario Camiletti" Martin's stat line?

Bro if that sad hot dog isn't all of us right now.

Diar and PetBev were fun, but I would like to reiterate my earlier pain.

Everything is pain.

Bro

USDA certified dad strength

But hey! Davis Martin has 5 strikeouts in 2 innings and Chappy has a hit and stolen base.

Just why. Why.

Lenyn and Colas go back-to-back

Rick Hahn making moves like a man trying to save his job. Social media team making graphics with so much green. I know it's to support Liam, but, man.

Lets a-go.

Super fucking Mario

This is just like the beginning of last year, except we get video and he's not beating up teenagers.

FWIW, only reason I didn't count Kopech is because he's beginning to falter. But that could also be attributed to several injuries + the COVID layoff taking their toll. Agree on Paddy - and I think we're beginning to see greater dividends with his ability to scout hitters. Fingers crossed that his pitching signees begin to come through.