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Oscar Colas can't win with these cats.

Chapelli, Mieses, Hernandez, Tatum and Ellis coming. (yes, I know I'm the lone member of the Duke Ellis bandwagon and it's fueled solely by his 80-grade name)

Tired: Keep Colas down for extra control Wired: Get an extra first round pick when Colas wins ROY and is on the opening day roster

Then you and I have very different definitions of what the last three years means.

Moncada had a .263/.375/.787 line in 2021 what type of nonsense is this?

Cause this is somehow still going. Merriam-Webster's Definition of Conspiracy Definition of conspire Because a word can have multiple definitions, the original intent being made was that the front office was acting in harmony toward the common end of keeping Oscar Colas away from the toxic 2022 White Sox clubhouse, which is not a criminal act.

My dad said this last night and the only reason I told him to hold off was that once upon a time we said the exact same things about Moncada, Eloy and Robert and they've all had varying degrees of success. That being said, you can't read Fegan's Ramos profile and not get hype about him.

My dad hasn't been able to stop gushing over Ramos after going to a few spring training games. I imagine that will continue.

Andrew Vaughn making a diving play to rob Madrigal was not on my bingo card, but that was fun.

I mean, Korea / Japan bad blood goes well beyond baseball dating back to World War II. But on a much lighter note:

Hmmm After this: I think we can all agree that our pitchers would like having someone that can genuinely play RF starting on Opening Day.

The spirit of Ichiro is fueling them.

Have they tried the ol' spinal tap?

This is ultimately a hilariously timed column.

Cuba doesn't have a lot of star power right now and the Netherlands has a good amount of Latin talent from its constituent countries. Losing to the Italian Americans Featuring Some Italians, however, is embarassing.

I mean, I don't believe you have four eyes but here we are.

Just saw the box score. DFA Cease

Cause there's nothing to go on other than a theory and Hahn, Getz, etc. would need to "conspire" to keep Colas away from the locker room. It's no insane, but technically it is a conspiracy theory.

I think per the new CBA, the Guardians and Braves get extra first round picks because of Spencer Strider and Steven Kwan being on their OD rosters and finishing top three in ROY voting. The Mariners definitely do because of Julio Rodriguez winning it. Maybe Colas doesn't come close, but playing a full season would let him rack up counting stats, which we all know voters love.

So Ja Morant could be facing a 50 game minimum suspension. One of the all time dumbest acts by a player.

Thank god for the Toronto Blue Jays.

The PatBev high has worn down.

Colas is staying in! All is good.

Oh ffs

Mookie is so damn good.