Quin

I edited the thread title to include Luis cause none of us know WTF is going on there

Ah, the easiest inning, as we all expected.

I turned off the game, but I'm turning it back on just to watch what little league defense we're about to get.

It's 7-0, spare the bullpen a little bit.

Trading for Chapman was the type of move a World Series contending team makes.

Perhaps Gio should consult his Jr. High pitching coach.

Eloy

My fucking softball team is better than they are at calling for flyballs.

I mean, depressingly, this happened between our best defensive infielder and an actual outfielder.

Coaching

god DAMNIT

It sucks that the lefty trifecta in the system - Montgomery, Colas, and Kath - are all in A ball. But man are those three crushing it.

This tweet was tailor made for @SoCalChiSox

And subsequently Lenyn Sosa / Colson Montgomery (I'm paranoid it's taking at least both of them) forming a dynamic middle infield for the Marlins.

I guess the 1 more would have been Ruiz, who might perform different in mop up duty vs. high leverage. But yeah this bullpen would have been cool to see. Instead, it's a revolving IL door

Oof

I owe Big Energy an apology.

AYYYY YO

Absolute horseshit call on McGuire.

Luis Robert is such a joy to watch in center.

Holy shit, we...manufactured a run with a bunt and sac fly?

DICK-MAN.

Haseley pinch ran for Vaughn and scored the tying run.

Let the ancient chant begin. Dick-man!