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bro liam

Tray in shambles.

RIP

Jesse Rogers: "Former Cubs prospect Jeimer Candelario over slides the bag into former Cubs draftee Josh Harrison, who the White Sox signed to replace current Cubs second baseman Nick Madrigal."

Catcher presses a button on his writ, sends an audio cue to the pitcher. https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/2022/04/08/mlb-pitchcom-device-sign-stealing-baseball/9504304002/

SoxMath This + White Sox SP depth = some bullshit

It's an Olde English font, which the primary logo is comprised of.

Tired: TLR is a moron with the short hook for Giolito. Wired: Short spring training means pitchers' arms need to be stretched out early in the season. Inspired: Both things can be true.

Yup.

also @bmags please tell me SoxMath debate was on the bingo card.

It's not long division or calc. This is basically baseball themed math blasters.

And start #SoxScience!

If the Sox win: "We only won cause the Tigers suck." If the Sox lose: Season over.

It's hard to tell on the broadcast - but it stop like, immediately after Eloy's at-bat? If so, the baseball gods just really didn't want an Eloy homer.

Love me some patient offense.

DFA. Straight to the California Penal League.

Eloy and Cease are former Cubs prospects, fun fact!

Which one? There's like 3 different fonts. - Gothic/Olde English - The standard arial looking one - YOU JUST LEARNED POWERPOINT TRANSITIONS

Ever since I've seen Padres fans use the term "Now this is Padresing!" for disasters, I can't stop laughing about it.

LARGE AND IN CHARGE

And with that, we say goodnight to this catch-all thread.

Vaughn, Burger, Pollock, and Robert go back-to-back-to-back-to-back.

Mate, they brought back Adam "Drake LaRoche is our Leader" Eaton

I mistakenly read this as "he won't be sent to Charlotte if he clears waivers" and was like "damn, you're really low on Micker"