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Amazing that they gave up their top two trade assets, Pham and cash and he was the centerpiece.

Pretty sure Grady just had them watch Major League

While Vargas is under contract, I think I would rather see literally anyone at 3B than him. Moncada, Ramos, Colas, Sheets, Crochet. Anyone. So if they're robbing Ramos of at-bats, at least it won't be Vargas. Or it probably will.

This line is so, so bad.

New strategy: Run Caleb

Defense is giving their heart and soul, dear lord. This OL is letting everyone down.

What's Yermin up to?

Swift is getting eaten alive.

How the f*** is that punch not...anything?

DH by committee. I dig it.

So, Tory Taylor is proving useful.

@joejoesox you gotta make a new thread or they're gonna lose

Schultz had a "rough" go in his 4 innings: 8 hits, 1 ER, 6 ks. Pallette had 3 BBs in his 1 inning of work (1 hit, 1 k) and those were the two runs scored in the game. Charlotte wins 10-0, the loses 2-0.

They may never lose again

Huh, they're winning

You'll be singing a different when Vargas becomes twice the hitter we've seen! He'd still be bad, but you'll see!

If anything proves that Hawk is not fit to call games, it's this right here.

Tbh the most surprising thing is that it didn't happen to a Sox player with how things have been going.

Get out of here with your dirty numbers. My vibe check tells me he's a star.

It's like a supervillain origin in a Saturday morning cartoon where if I can't get any chocolate chip cookies no one can get them. Getz couldn't hit for s%*#, so here we are.

He's now developing under the tutelage of Christopher Getz.

Nah, I fulfilled the properly submitted request.

A+ thread title @Sleepy Harold

Chris Getz tried to do this at the deadline. He is a dumb man operating under a penny pincher.

Including the ones that are known for having high baseball IQs before the Sox draft them! The system is just an infectious rot.