Quin

Says man who has lost rounds 1-1000, currently laying on the mat and begging the ref to call a tie.

Yeah yeah yeah, we get it, soil quality and parking lots.

Black and white version of the '83 jersey looks fine, but it also looks like it took someone 20 minutes to design.

Three true outcomes: DFA, retirement, AAAA fodder

I'm gonna miss Luis Robert.

Relative term for Colas/Fletcher/DeLoach, all being 26-27.

I mean, I hope he heals up and don't wish him ill. At the same time, eh. Lets a young guy try to succeed.

I'll do that. He was clearly holding out for the Mets or another contender. He ended up getting the Brewers.

Adisyn Coffey going from budget signing to help get both Crochet and Kelley to legit relief prospect is one of the cooler stories in the Sox system.

I don't believe Eddy thinks the Sox are better than the Padres.

The Padres trolling is objectively hilarious.

The pickled eggs of Soxtalk takes

even for the miniscule amount he's making, a MLB deal for him is still stupid

You know, I'd hope they wouldn't sign him, but we've now signed Clevinger thrice.

I don't want him to become Colson Montcada.

Booooo

Brandon Gomes

Vargas will either have 100+ or 50- There will be no inbetween.

Giddey and, more shockingly, Collins...are balling?

Fixed this for you

I'm sorry, you don't think (likely) having back-to-back 110+ loss seasons is a stellar resume?

Well, you see, JR likes parking lots. That's a huge plus.

@caulfield12 still the wrong thread

The line in the article is that JR basically gets to play the bad guy.