Donny Lucy's Avocado Farm

Right. Because casual fans get the chance to go out and watch thousands of MiLB players and "scout tools" Sometimes stats are all you have to go by.

Ozuna probably doesn't want to sign here because he knows in a season or two, he'll be hitting 9th.

It would be nice to pencil a guy in at RF, and know exactly what to expect. 3 WAR a year is fine by me. Overpay, I don't care. I'm done with the AAAA revolving door. Get it done.

Didn't he have clubbed feet or six toes or some shit?

I have engaged the Cishek

D) Kenta Maeda

I should have done this to start off with... but I like being able to reference the "I won't believe it until I see it from Joff Passen" post on Soxtalk.

#UnderTheRadar

I tweeted at him in a thinly veiled attempt to expose the obvious parody. if Passan is gonna get pissy he needs to trademark his name and likeness.

If twitter bans my fake Joff Passen account I’m gonna pick some random obscure relief pitcher from 25 years ago and go with that.

"retooling" and trying to offload some bigger contracts.

Kenta Maeda requested to be traded if the Dodgers were going to keep him in the bullpen. Dodgers told him to deal with it. he’d be expensive to trade for, considering he’s really good, was posted, and is under contract through 2022. but worth a phone call to LA I’d think.

#ChangeTheTitle #FreeSteve

I replied. lol. I hope he’s not trying to get my clearly spoof twitter banned.

Maybe it was the Joff Passen Twitter feed

If so we might as well bring back Ozzie to manage this Sort of shit show.

The same Danny Duffy who tweeted “bury me in Royals blue” which Matt Davidson promptly accommodated on opening day?

nah I'm an idiot and I need you to explain the difference.

yea, but this is 2020 Asshat Sox would be signing, not 2015 asshat

This is what I was afraid of, how this would be perceived. SOX BAD

brutal. Imagine him pitching in the Sox bandbox.

drive up the price first, though. Can't wait for the first bench-clearing brawl when TA flips his bat...

Wait, so... you don't want to relive the early 2000s when Maggs, Valentin and Co. would score 10 runs in the first inning, only to watchthe likes of Jon Rouch or Danny Wright cough up the lead the very next frame??

Kenta Maeda requested to be traded if the Dodgers insist on him being a swing man. Maybe go kick those tires... or ask for him along with Joc?

Also, why is everyone so down on Dallas Keuchel? Is it the stupid beard?