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Reading Comprehension? Read what you wrote and explain how you DIDN'T compare Chris Sale and Snell.

WHO IS THIS PEGGY PERSON??

If by the all-star break, Madrigal and Robert are both up with the Sox, Mazara is essentially the least-worst guy in a lineup with few if any holes. I think this move is essentially "shitty on paper" because the Sox need 3 starting pitchers, and signed or traded for none.

The Sox have a major league RF'r now. Could have done better with the stars aligned and all, but... its not Ryan Cordell.

What happened to that guy in the DR who knew everything?

Steverson will fix him

Is this a payback trade for John Danks?

This is gross. And I hope it’s just Bowden being Bowden. a guy with no glove and pedestrian offensive output at a corner outfield spot. this would be such a White Sox move. But I suppose it’s better than Yran Cordell.

Churros.

Dave Stewart to become PBP guy for the Diamondbacks?

Was Dave Stewart one of the worst and shortest tenured GMs ever?

They are also opening their new park this year?

I mean... he serves as an upgrade for the rotation that's for sure, and its not like he would break the bank. He signed for 2/16, right? He would have been a welcome addition all things considered.

How long we gotta wait for the Ivan Nova press release

Rick Hahn is the master of self-actualizing superlatives

That's almost 40m a year for a guy who will have direct impact on 33 or so games out of 162. I don't think even the Yankees are that dumb.

He also would have stood as a MASSIVE upgrade on 4 of the 5 starters from last season.

but... "All he had to do was essentially stay healthy"

The money will be spent..... on someone else's salary dump. That's a yikes from me. For what its worth, a "verified" twitter user whose bio list some Boston baseball stuff tweeted a bunch of eyeballs about an hour ago. All the comments were the typical entitled Red Sox fans "We're getting Cole?!?!?" that you'd expect.

a guy I went to highschool that could barely spell his name pitched in the Independent Leagues, for the Schaumburg Flyers. He could fog a mirror and throw fastballs though.

Sox could always sign Keon Barnum for some power from the left side... https://www.baseballamerica.com/stories/2019-independent-ball-player-of-the-year-keon-barnum/

Maybe the Sox accidentally signed Frank Castillo instead of Ozuna... and are trying to figure out what happened

I know that they are trying to change the culture as a part of the rebuild, but its just so fucking hard to look the other way on stuff like this. In Rick Hahn's time as GM, there have been more "cutout bin bargains" than signings that actually helped the team. Its just so damn hard to NOT be a pessimistic troll when it comes to this stuff.

dumpster diving... such a white sox thing.