Donny Lucy's Avocado Farm

Fattimir Jr not lookin so hot.

Tim "If you bat me 7th I'm gonna hit like it" Anderson

WHY IS ANDERSON BATTING 7th?

April's over. The real Abreu is here now.

Rodon has been an enigma. When he is healthy, which is a 50/50 crap shoot... He is either flashing Cy Young stuff or getting his shit pushed in. If he has TJS, that is about a wrap on his Sox tenure.

He's good at checking boxes though

I am assuming all that negative war is derived from defense? Machado has 1.2 WAR so far this season and almost all of it is defensive WAR

queue up the "I've had a similar sprain and it still bothers me when I mow the lawn" posts

Can we let the pitcher hit and Adam Engel can just play defense?

I'm just sad right now, sorry for projecting

There's a whole lot of out makers in this line up

Can we at least spell the dude's name right?

Felix Paulino... Sox got him last August from Philadelphia for Avilan. Phillies dicked him around in and out of the bullpen. Sox stuck him in the Barons rotation and he's been lights out. A year younger than Lambert and has a nice fastball slider mix.

When I saw the tweet, I Kinda figured they were talking about Lambert and Paulino

This was my assumption as well. The Sox FA has said in the past they want pitchers to experience some failure and learn from the experience before they call them up. Kopech went through this last season. But that statement was quite some time ago, so who knows how they feel about calling a guy up who has only had one shaky start.

c'mon Nicky ❤️❤️ ❤️❤️ ❤️❤️ ❤️❤️ ❤️❤️

my thoughts on a game like this (and last night).... Cease, Kopech, Lambert and Paulino are all coming quickly and will be dazzling us at the GRate soon. This is the baseball fandom equivalent to eating 3-month old frozen fishsticks you found in the back of your freezer the night before payday.

Tim Anderson will compile more WAR in this season alone than Rex Hudler did his entire career.

Palka is having a weird game... first AB he looked like he just rolled out of bed... second AB he completely obliterated the baseball.

patented Jose Abreu right there.... RBI double pulled down the line...

He's been 2-0... 3-1 almost all day today.

I love that the MLB.tv highlight of the 2018 world series is Sale embarrassing Machado on a backfoot slider....

yea, I don't get it either. Matt Thornton is his last true success story. Unless I'm forgetting someone, but since 2008, everyone's been forgettable.

a good way to ensure a high draft position for 2020... give Giolito 30+ starts.

He needs the ol Jon Garland treatment... drop the arm angle and throw sinkers.