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MEXICO'S hottest new export is neither chillis nor fajitas, it seems, but something much much hotter: strippers. Scantily clad dancing girls are in such demand in Canada that the authorities have offered temporary work visas to female dancers with documented experience in taking it all off. More than 100 Mexican dancers have obtained Canadian work visas in the past five years, making Mexico the No.2 exporter of dancers to Canada after Romania, according to data published by the newspaper Reforma. "To grant the visas (valid up to six months), the Canadian embassy in Mexico as in other cities worldwide looks at the photos of the candidates, their resumes, and finds out if they have the necessary experience," the paper reported.

Week 7 standings 1 DBAH0s Sox 59-31-8 .643 - 13-1-0 7 12 2 Sonix 54-36-8 .592 5 8-4-2 6 2 3 Canadian Iceburghs 52-37-9 .577 6.5 9-4-1 3 5 4 White Sox in '04 51-43-4 .541 10 10-3-1 12 10 5 WSF's destroyers 47-41-10 .531 11 3-8-3 2 7 6 The Bones 46-46-6 .500 14 6-8-0 11 11 7 b****in Camaros 43-49-6 .469 17 4-9-1 8 12 8 SS2k4s 16inchers 41-49-8 .459 18 8-3-3 10 17 9 Tony's Sox 42-50-6 .459 18 4-8-2 1 12 10 palehose 41-51-6 .449 19 8-6-0 9 7 11 Yahtzee's Sox 37-55-6 .408 23 1-13-0 4 2 12 Beer---Sox1422 32-57-9 .372 26.5 3-10-1 5 11

Lowe wants the big bucks in free agency, Scott Boras thinks he can get it for him 2. If we get him it'll only be for half a season and no more.

They don't need to be encouraged at all for their tabloidism.

8 years $140 million can't be wrong. :headshake

Found this on Garcia and Pineiro, "You can't be going worse than Seattle is. It's pathetic, just awful." RHP Freddy Garcia, a potential free agent, remains the leading candidate to be traded, but one scout notes, "Everyone wants (RHP Joel) Pineiro," noting Pineiro could bring more in return. . . .

He's knows that I'm goin to pass him in total posts soon, so he came out of hidin.

Seacrest In, Seacrest Out.

Anderson will be in Birmingham very soon anyways, so every1 can see how he responds to AA pitchin. He was injured early in the season like Borchard but is puttin up the numbers now, that's the key for him to remain healthy.

"Yes in today's segment I'm goin to talk about Gary Sheffield bein wait for this folks Harold Reynolds' Pick to Click. That's rite I'm goin to bulls*** about him, would I do anythin else, for the next 30 mins, with Gammons head up my ass agreein at the same time! Now look at that bat movement of Sheff there, wow what a swing, I can't believe the Braves didn't resign him for $14 mill, u gotta keep ur superstars folks no matta how much they cost, take note White Sox and Royals."

Same with Reed, Reed played a bit of first base at Long Beach I think, so that could be an option for him in the future. Of course with Frank retiring in a few years we'll need a new DH as well.

I just think Pineiro would be a betta option than Garcia, not convinced Freddy's turned the corner just yet. Long term I think Pineiro would be a great addition to our rotation, and be AT LEAST a #2 starter for years to come.

Wow, Joe's at .276 now and he had 6 RBI's today with 3 home runs. That's probably a new record for him, looks like ABoz's interview loosened him up or sumthin. Good to see Thomas Brice with another good game, deserves a call up ASAP if there's room for him.

In Rauch's last 3 starts, he's 3-0 with a 1.75 ERA.

Schmidt - Luv to hav him but I think even if Sabean blows that team up guys like Rueter and Piersynki will be goin instead. Luv his stuff but his arm worries me too. Garcia - Freddy's last 2 starts haven't been too flash I think hopefully he's not wearing off, I'd wonder if we could go afta mayb Meche, Moyer or Pineiro instead. Sheets - Goin NOWHERE. Melvin wants 3 top prospects for him, way too much. Wells - I think we mite get Kip, but probably next season. He's arbitration eligible in 05 I think, so Pittsburgh will want to trade him since they ain't payin $10 mill for him. Hernandez - Expos won't trade him, signed a 3 year $21 mill deal a few weeks ago. Once they find a home, he'll stick around and anchor their rotation, we really should hav a made a move for him in the offseason. Other possible pitchers to go afta - Ted Lilly, Miguel Batista, Joe Kennedy, Steve Trachsel, Zach Day.

I wonder who would win on the anorexia side? Great pics though ABoz, though she's a bit young for u.

Has any1 fallen ova while sweepin?

The only thing is, it's very hard to let alone find a #1 or #2 starter let alone trade for one unless u are either a big budget team OR hav a great farm system.

Where's his farja.

Harold Reynolds.

Kim can't go higher than 89 MPH on his fastball, no thanx.

He's got arm problems at the moment, I've never liked Kim much as a starter, always thought he was betta as a setup man.

Get em to throw in Bryan Bullington and I might think bout it.

With Jerry Manuel as the evil Caesar dude.

How much does the winner get?