Flash Tizzle

What is with these foul calls? Did NBA give the call to make these games closer?

QUOTE (Buehrle>Wood @ May 5, 2011 -> 03:42 PM) I mean, we performed an unauthorized military operation in a 3rd party's country. Of course it's illegal by some definition. The real question is why would anyone care. Beyond that, what is anyone going to do about it?

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ May 4, 2011 -> 04:06 PM) Chet, who the f*** is that in your avy? It has to be a girl from Mike in Brazil.

QUOTE (RockRaines @ May 4, 2011 -> 03:41 PM) If they dont make a move they are conceding that they arent doing s*** this season. Which is why we need to all pull together and hope they continue losing. Nothing will force their hand like a nice 10 game losing streak. YES, and we're facing Felix Hernandez next!

QUOTE (WCSox @ May 4, 2011 -> 01:47 PM) I have a difficult time blaming the GM for proven talent not getting it done on the field. He has been here for a decade and what's continually the weakest division in the AL, we have two playoff appearances. Even with our WS, that was five years ago -- the results just haven't been there. It's time for him to go.

We better not do anything foolish like win this game.

QUOTE (Harry Chappas @ May 4, 2011 -> 03:14 PM) the ole infield pop up Quentin has turned into joe Crede CHOKE CREDE

QUOTE (pittshoganerkoff @ May 4, 2011 -> 02:52 PM) Have any of the announcers said something along the lines of tipping our caps yet? I'm convinced that Konerko is bald because he has tipped his cap so many times over the years.

They can hit someone with the bases loaded and I'd still question whether we can score.

QUOTE (RockRaines @ May 4, 2011 -> 02:39 PM) Hey Paulie, i really enjoy you throwing your bat in disgust. He should be throwing his bat, helmet, and anything else nearby into the dugout in disgust.

QUOTE (StrangeSox @ May 4, 2011 -> 02:29 PM) We hit Fun Bad last night. Yeah, when I started rooting for the no-hitter I knew they had become fun-bad. It's like George Carlin once said, when you view something happening and that part inside you wishes for it to become even worse; that is my angle, here. Every win we have from this point forward hurts us. I just envision JR sitting around looking for any reason not to do anything. "Hey, they won four in a row; lets give them another month." "Hey, their summer schedule is easy and teams have overcome a similar deficit in the standings; lets give them another month."

Nice that Pierre doesn't know how many outs there are. Everyone is doing their job entertaining me, today.

I'm absolutely loving this disaster. The more embarrassing the games for the White Sox, the better off we'll be down the road.

I'm honestly rooting for another no-hitter. Why not? If we're destined not to make the playoffs (which is likely), why not just embrace the pile of filth rotting on the field? I want every loss to be so pitiful, so embarrassing, that there's no choice but to force change upon the organization. It doesn't have to be immediate change, either. I'd rather watch this team gradually dismantle in front of our eyes.

If I could I'd bury the White Sox at sea right now as well. I guess we'll continue to go through the motions, convince ourselves it's still early, and then in September look back and realize we really did have a lot in common with Osama's corpse.

Nice to see Floyd pitch out of the inning without any damage. I just expect the worst, and with this team, I'm usually right.

I prefer when games become ugly early. I just know I'm going to be in store for some hilariously bad white sox baseball.

Thankfully threads like these work. CHOKE CREDE!

Let us try this again.... Click the link, hit run, and then no.

IT'S ONLY APRIL!

Terrible from Pierzynski.

Beckham has no balance with his swing.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Apr 30, 2011 -> 07:59 PM) I'm so drunk right now I no longer care about the ineptness of this team. But good god damn there's this hot piece of Latin ass I been scopin since I been here. Almost time to make my move. What's with the angry black man avatar?

LOL, Humber braced himself on that 1-1 pitch as if he thought it was going to get killed.

That 1-0 swing from Beckham was embarrassing. He just looks bad out there. Another quick and terrible inning from the offense.