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It wouldn’t be Sox talk w/o him vomiting out TL:DR word salad after all.

Can’t wait for a Dejong /Whit keystone with Naperville Nicky UTIL…

Yeah I might have spoken too soon on that one.??‍♀️

As a throw in, I’m down. But expect more Michael Jordan Jr than Air Jordan.

Manoah fell off a cliff, got super in his head, and regressed so badly that I don’t even know how much good a change of scenery would do. In the Don Cooper heyday of fixing guys maybe, but with Katz’s body of work I wouldn’t expect such a miracle.

More defensive versatility than offensive prowess, though he seemed to make some strides last year. Definitely not in the same child of former star pedigree as Bichette and Guerrero.

The difference being that your collection wouldn’t be penciled in to be the regular starters every day.

So how does this stupid rule work again? If the Sox land top 5 this year they can’t pick top 10 next? Does it impact the later rounds too?

Getz appeasing the suck-ass manager?

Did hell freeze over without me noticing?

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Because, Pedro?

Better than ever seeing him in the field...which isn't saying much, I know.

YAAASSS

BenNintendo is my favorite, personally. Suck Merrifield? Andrew Bust? Yeah, I got nothing…

Has there ever been a more depressing Sox infield than Glass Moncada, Naperville Nicky, Whit, and Vaughn? Woof.

He’s always had contempt for the fans, but the TLR debacle amplified it exponentially.

Must be nice…

Gilbert even being available is a figment of his imagination. Seattle is looking to add, not create a hole in its rotation when they were in the playoff hunt until the final weekend last season.

Cordwainer

He's probably in his ivory tower stroking his championship rings muttering to himself about the "awful" state of both leagues.

Damnit, there goes the mystery and intrigue. Now the trade is far less interesting.

And the Sox aren't exactly known for fixing swings. He'd be pretty pointless.

This actually might be the most interesting thing about the trade…?

Dumping Eloy at his lowest value would normally seem unwise, but I honestly don’t even care at this point. Good riddance.