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DFA Seby already

Nah, Bieber looks like shit so far. Any semi competent squad smashes these meatballs.

He’s about to blow a gasket for sure

More dribbling down his cheek in a drunk nap.

Don’t jinx it?

I caught that too. Not so subtle.

And magically gets up unscathed and keeps playing.

Was that an 11 pitch inning?

Because, of course.

If you’re expecting class, in any way, shape, or form, uh, maybe this isn’t the org for you ?.

Bo Knows. That is all.

This will certainly fix the broken offense…

Just when I think my brain couldn’t hurt any more…

Can you blame them?

I love Los, but he's not fixing this mess. Though it would be SO White Sox to give up an actual asset to re-acquire a player they let walk for nothing only for him to leave again in the winter.

Why is Tony La Russa still a thing?

Fucker isn't even trying. At least they'll be well rested for winter vacation.

Wish I were actually able to see the future but this one was sadly predictable. This team is as lifeless as their corpse manager. But it’s fine. It’s all fine here, no need to fix anything at the break.

White Sox baseball:

Why does this team suck so bad...?

Not even in the same stratosphere. If Frank were healthy, there would be no Everett, so that doesn't count. Frank was also an all time great so he would have played no matter what. Dye was a passable RF in 2005, unlike Sheets, or Eloy, or AV out there. AJ was a solid catcher and productive at the plate, he was also healthy enough to play nearly every day unlike Yaz. Crede was a Gold Glove caliber 3B. Paulie while slow AF, was good at 1B and produced. None of these guys were square pegs in round holes. The 2022 White Sox have about 5 guys that really should only DH on well constructed teams. You sir, once again, are just talking out of your ass.

Let us all remember and refer to this thread title the next time our Score producer friend wants attention on twitter.

That’s 80 grade baseball name and 80 grade cartoon villain name. That’s just outstanding work.