Bob Sacamano

Attempting 3 three times if you count the very similar signing of Anthony Kay (pitcher who sucked here and then went oversea and had success there only to come back)

Nick Martinez just went for $13M. Probably at least that.

Cheap

Yeah I did not think they would be in the B-tier personally, probably not even C.

There is another joke in there somewhere about the bidets and how shitty he was last year…

So it’s an MLB deal?

Pirates signed Ozuna. Their offseason looks like a White Sox “going for it” offseason lol

Old friend (kind of) alert

Probably the future board. We can name it: RochTalk, or Roch’sTalk to make it rhyme better

I think there should be a separate, fresh thread

What, splurging on the bullpen once every few years doesn’t do it for you?

They traded for another RHH infielder since that claim

Sweet

I think a week

Highway robbery!

I hope Romo clears but doubtful.

Flip a coin with Taco Bell

Yeah if anything it’ll just be like last time where they delay the season but get all the games in.

Yep

Idiot

Crazy. If they offer like $22/$23M, they probably win.

Huzzah!

Thinking about going to the first game of the season there. Il be on my paternity leave so probably won’t get too many chances to do stuff outside of with the kids so I might commit to that one instead of the home opener.

And if he dominates again he’s going to Dodgers or somewhere else anyway. Didn’t really matter about this case honestly

He was probably always going to regardless of the outcome of this case lol