Squirmin' for Yermin

Something like this happened to me once... except with the dishwasher

Feels like Heuer is already almost there

This is racist.

I'd rather him wreck himself... out of the job obviously, not because of another DUI (Don't ban me)

Remember when we were all made that Williams was batting 5? .... good times

... and why do they each play two times too much?

I aint no nark.

If $18 million to one player precudes us from signing other good players, then this rebuild has already failed

You talk to Stroman last night?

Yeah, that was stupid.

I saw last night Heuer is at 13 innings..... in 22 games....... He's on pace for 95.7 innings.. We are going to kill him. Then I saw Foster had 5... What the fuck is Larussa doing.

I think the Minnesotta Twins offense from 2019 (career years for literally every hitter) compared to 2020 and 2021 is pretty telling.. Oh and by the way, in 2019 Marwin Gonzalez was with the Twins for his first year... hmmmmmmmmmmm

I could be wrong but I always thought Mize profiled as a #3 anyways.. Never loved all the hype.

My theory is a lot more negative.... The Astros weren't the only team sneaky signs, they're just the one's that got caught....

Scherzer would be perfect for a playoff run. I've been semi-clamoring for him at the deadline for awhile now. Trade for Scherzer to bulster the SP rotation. Eloy back to bulster the offense.

He will get 500 at bats easy consistently.. However, I aint betting on 18 years haha

If he isn't going to be stretched out to being a SP, then him not throwing flames every inning kinda sucks

No. I've still got them ticketed to about 78 wins.

I believe he does.

I always thought COVID was a bullshit excuse personally.. I am HOPING this is a slow start.. But we have seen it an awful lot.. 2018, 2020 and now 2021. I was hoping 2019 was the turning point.. Now, I am getting slightly nervous.

I disagree, if Rodon is clearly better. With Larussa, and our serious deep playoff aspirations, we will go with the better pitcher. Cease moves to Bullpen and you can use him next year as a SP again when Rodon leaves.

If Kopech can get stretched out to 5 innings and actually start by the end of the year.......... watch out for this rotation. Though if I were a betting man, I'd say if he takes anyones spot it's gunna be Cease.

I am just speaking out loud, don't crucify me.. I wonder what kind of trade value Moncada has? Ala Pineda for Jesus Montero trade.

Great, you just gave the opponents a scouting report.

He'd sign any QO immediately. So we wouldn't get a pick.