Squirmin' for Yermin

What is at 4:00? An update?

What's happening to Larussa?

This was for that series. It opened up for me again today and still didnt work

But if I already purchased a 10 game plan (10 tickets) why would i want to buy more at the park when i cant even use the ones I've already bought.

Anyone else having a god awful experience with the 10 game passes purchased? They open up in windows before each homestand.. EVERY TIME it is open, I go on immediately and it says nothing is available anywhereeeeeee... Anyone else regretting this and having the same issues?

I am a briefs wearing man... well this particular day I was wearing boxers. As we all know, those allow for far more movement within the underwear.. While loading the dishwasher I shut the door, quickly and strongly, to ensure a clean lock of the dishwasher door to prevent any potential bubble leakage from my extra bubbly Cascade pods. Being a briefs wearing man, I miscalculated the amount of hang there would be within my boxers. The dishwasher shut mightily, and I screamed even more mightily as my loins had been caught in the shutting dishwasher door. A day which will live in infamy.

Something like this happened to me once... except with the dishwasher

Feels like Heuer is already almost there

This is racist.

I'd rather him wreck himself... out of the job obviously, not because of another DUI (Don't ban me)

Remember when we were all made that Williams was batting 5? .... good times

... and why do they each play two times too much?

I aint no nark.

If $18 million to one player precudes us from signing other good players, then this rebuild has already failed

You talk to Stroman last night?

Yeah, that was stupid.

I saw last night Heuer is at 13 innings..... in 22 games....... He's on pace for 95.7 innings.. We are going to kill him. Then I saw Foster had 5... What the fuck is Larussa doing.

I think the Minnesotta Twins offense from 2019 (career years for literally every hitter) compared to 2020 and 2021 is pretty telling.. Oh and by the way, in 2019 Marwin Gonzalez was with the Twins for his first year... hmmmmmmmmmmm

I could be wrong but I always thought Mize profiled as a #3 anyways.. Never loved all the hype.

My theory is a lot more negative.... The Astros weren't the only team sneaky signs, they're just the one's that got caught....

Scherzer would be perfect for a playoff run. I've been semi-clamoring for him at the deadline for awhile now. Trade for Scherzer to bulster the SP rotation. Eloy back to bulster the offense.

He will get 500 at bats easy consistently.. However, I aint betting on 18 years haha

If he isn't going to be stretched out to being a SP, then him not throwing flames every inning kinda sucks

No. I've still got them ticketed to about 78 wins.

I believe he does.