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Machado signs with Padres 10/300

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16 minutes ago, Chicago White Sox said:

Let’s be honest, if cheating is so rampant around the league, I’m guessing the White Sox did their homework on Manny and talked to some people around the league before taking on Alonso’s $9M salary.  I seriously doubt a reduced ability to cheat on his wife will have any consideration on his decision.

I agree and if cheating on your wife is the first thing on your mind when choosing where you sign a brand new hundreds of million dollar contract maybe just maybe I would reconsider being married in the first place and get a divorce so I don’t lose a good chunk of it when it’s found out I’ve been cheating....

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3 minutes ago, beckham15 said:

I agree and if cheating on your wife is the first thing on your mind when choosing where you sign a brand new hundreds of million dollar contract maybe just maybe I would reconsider being married in the first place and get a divorce so I don’t lose a good chunk of it when it’s found out I’ve been cheating....

In the words of Kanye, "It's something that you need to have, 'cause when she leave yo ass she gonna leave with half"

34 minutes ago, Balta1701 said:

What was Ozzie and Freddie Garcia's relationship?

Garcia was married to a girl Ozzie considered his niece. Wasn't a blood relation but a real close family friend, if I remember correctly. 

32 minutes ago, CWSpalehoseCWS said:

I can’t believe we’ve reached the point where we are debated the better fit for Manny potentially cheating on his wife. He really needs to sign and get this over with. Not sure I want to be here for the conversation on which city is easier to dispose of a body in case Manny decides to kill someone.

If this goes into February, book it.

32 minutes ago, CWSpalehoseCWS said:

I can’t believe we’ve reached the point where we are debated the better fit for Manny potentially cheating on his wife. He really needs to sign and get this over with. Not sure I want to be here for the conversation on which city is easier to dispose of a body in case Manny decides to kill someone.

We have a lake. Philly and New York both have rivers, those would have much stronger currents and also can be exposed to strong noreasters and hurricanes that could dislodge something buoyant if you went to the effort of going all the way out to the ocean. Cement shoes and a boat out into the lake, then let the mussels eat the remains. 

1 minute ago, Balta1701 said:

We have a lake. Philly and New York both have rivers, those would have much stronger currents and also can be exposed to strong noreasters and hurricanes that could dislodge something buoyant if you went to the effort of going all the way out to the ocean. Cement shoes and a boat out into the lake, then let the mussels eat the remains. 

However, with the strong current of the rivers, the body may wash away into the ocean and won't be seen again. Those northeastern lobsters will get into the remains as well.

Looks like his agent has more research to do. No wonder it is taking so long.

36 minutes ago, CWSpalehoseCWS said:

I can’t believe we’ve reached the point where we are debated the better fit for Manny potentially cheating on his wife. He really needs to sign and get this over with. Not sure I want to be here for the conversation on which city is easier to dispose of a body in case Manny decides to kill someone.

Chicagos clearance rate on murders is like under 20%, you don't even need to dispose of the body in this town. Advantage White Sox!

1 minute ago, LittleHurt05 said:

Chicagos clearance rate on murders is like under 20%, you don't even need to dispose of the body in this town. Advantage White Sox!

Now there is a true selling point.

4 minutes ago, ptatc said:

However, with the strong current of the rivers, the body may wash away into the ocean and won't be seen again. Those northeastern lobsters will get into the remains as well.

Looks like his agent has more research to do. No wonder it is taking so long.

If the body gets loose it will float up to the surface and it won't get carried out to sea, it'll get carried alongshore and deposited at an accumulating beach. That's the big problem, you need the body to stay submerged until there's nothing left but bones, and along the shoreline there's no current that would carry it out to sea. The gulf stream is way too far away, the waters from the Hudson and the Delaware get caught up in eddies and circulate back to shore. You can see that in this supercomputer animation of current ocean currents. You gotta go for a lake on this one, the ocean is too active, as is the East River/Hudson River/Delaware River.

Each successive Machado thread seems to degenerate into increasingly weird and inane discussions. Some of you have really "lost it," I'm afraid.

My god, the failed morning prediction sure has led to some god awful discussion. Someone please come up with a meaningful tidbit, a nugget if you will, that we can get behind.

12 minutes ago, ptatc said:

Now there is a true selling point.

You kid, but if only someone had used that to lure Aaron Hernandez to the Bears, maybe he wouldn't have hung himself with the bedsheets from his cell.

12 minutes ago, Balta1701 said:

If the body gets loose it will float up to the surface and it won't get carried out to sea, it'll get carried alongshore and deposited at an accumulating beach. That's the big problem, you need the body to stay submerged until there's nothing left but bones, and along the shoreline there's no current that would carry it out to sea. The gulf stream is way too far away, the waters from the Hudson and the Delaware get caught up in eddies and circulate back to shore. You can see that in this supercomputer animation of current ocean currents. You gotta go for a lake on this one, the ocean is too active, as is the East River/Hudson River/Delaware River.

You sound like you've done this before.

6 minutes ago, shipps said:

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Of course he would say this, he’s not back tracking now, dudes too aarogant to admit he could be wrong and won’t ever do so

1 minute ago, HakunaMachado said:

 

Hey if homeboy is gonna steal our content we need to get a shout out.

I like this premise, if Manny signs with any other team he de facto admits he is cheating on his wife. CHICAGO LOOKING PRETTY GOOD NOW EH MANNY?

16 minutes ago, HakunaMachado said:

 

Can’t wait for him to keep reading.

32 minutes ago, Balta1701 said:

If the body gets loose it will float up to the surface and it won't get carried out to sea, it'll get carried alongshore and deposited at an accumulating beach. That's the big problem, you need the body to stay submerged until there's nothing left but bones, and along the shoreline there's no current that would carry it out to sea. The gulf stream is way too far away, the waters from the Hudson and the Delaware get caught up in eddies and circulate back to shore. You can see that in this supercomputer animation of current ocean currents. You gotta go for a lake on this one, the ocean is too active, as is the East River/Hudson River/Delaware River.

Remind me never to piss you off, hahaha.

3 minutes ago, shipps said:

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Still waiting for them to spend "stupid money" like they said they would.

26 minutes ago, The Sir said:

You sound like you've done this before.

I don't know. He is a robot afterall.

You’re in the great game now Phillies. Good luck with your rivers.

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