Eloy should have 2 HRs tonight, i have no idea how he hit that ball that far.

Eloy 2x doubles!

Eloy is so disappointing. The hit tool sucks. Trade him. He blows

I thought Eloy had that one lmao

Eloy *only* doubles ?

1 minute ago, Chicago White Sox said:

Three fucking home runs!!!!!!!!!

I guess he can hit RHP on occasion.  Yeesh.

Eloy has hit 2 balls to the ivy now. Get in the weight room boy.

ugly swing and he almost hit it out

Just now, soxfan49 said:

About to go back to back nights with a 4 hour erection. These hospital bills are about to be through the roof but I don't give a FUCK

Lol. I'm working 7 days a week and I'll Sacrifice sleep for this any day!

How did he hit that so hard? That was shoelaces.

They should like try hitting the ball on the ground sometimes.  Wow this Cubs reliever went from looking untouchable to batting practice guy.

Finish it Parrot!!

Real talk—is what we’re doing to the Cubs bullying?  I’m just saying, maybe we shouldn’t be laughing 

Just now, Sox80 said:

Lol. I'm working 7 days a week and I'll Sacrifice sleep for this any day!

Same dude! Plus I have a 6 month old

 

lol anyone else buying Topps Now cards? I may have to cut myself off because the Sox are too good!

Let’s break out the Parrot!

Just now, ptatc said:

I guess he can hit RHP on occasion.  Yeesh.

I hope he makes me look like a dumb fucking asshole for the rest of my life!

 

Just now, kitekrazy said:

They should like try hitting the ball on the ground sometimes.  Wow this Cubs reliever went from looking untouchable to batting practice guy.

In high school my coach would have someone bunt here to put 'em out of their misery & not count it as an AB to the newspaper

Bring on Burdi to finish this off

2 minutes ago, soxfan49 said:

Eloy is so disappointing. The hit tool sucks. Trade him. He blows

Beat me to it.

Jose Abreu going to get a diamond topps now card this week in MLB The Show. That's going to be sweet. 

Just now, HahnsKiddieTable said:

Bring on Burdi to finish this off

Foster or Heuer