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The Jarred Kelenic Appreciation Thread

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Kelenic with a robust -1.0 fWAR

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  • Grandal has been 38% better of an offensive contributor and has a 10 year track record. I don't know why you want to put your name next to this argument. 

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    With a good week or 2, he might finally surpass Nick Madrigal in career wRC+

  • Caulfield, does Tatis Jr know you’re cheating on him with Kelenic?

Kelenic went 0-6 tonight and he's having one of the strangest rookie seasons I've ever seen. It really seems like most young hitters gained nothing from being at the alternate site last year.

-1.1 fWAR, -2.1 runs with the glove a 29% K rate and according to Mariners fans has developed a bad hitch in his swing.  

I appreciate a historically bad rookie year. He's got a long off-season of improving to get up to just "bad".  We've seem turnarounds with young players here so it can happen but yea, he's been a train wreck.

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Crushed!  ??

Friend from Seattle told me Kelenic just successfully contested a parking ticket.  BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE

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1 hour ago, 35thstreetswarm said:

Friend from Seattle told me Kelenic just successfully contested a parking ticket.  BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE

This story is false. A metermaid would be too sexually aroused to ever issue Jarred a ticket.  

Good thing they moved that fence in a few years ago.  

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Sorry I missed this one.  Kaboom! ?

I would appreciate it if Kelenic would do better against the Astros.

I have no worries about Kelenic long term. Five tool players always take a long time to develop, look at Luis Robert and Jo Adell

He is up to a scorching .160.  I wouldn't want to face him! 

On 9/7/2021 at 1:41 PM, Joshua Strong said:

I have no worries about Kelenic long term. Five tool players always take a long time to develop, look at Luis Robert and Jo Adell

Jo Adell still looks like shit lol.  Robert never looked THAT bad ever.  But yes, I too believe in Kelenic, this "Orgasm thread" is just weird.

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He's wise beyond his years.  

2 hours ago, Harold's Leg Lift said:

He's wise beyond his years.  

Gordon Beckham had similar quotes...

16 hours ago, Squirmin' for Yermin said:

Jo Adell still looks like shit lol.  Robert never looked THAT bad ever.  But yes, I too believe in Kelenic, this "Orgasm thread" is just weird.

Right...do other prospects around the league also need a thread here?  .160 average, .245 OBP, .291 slugging is a pretty low bar for a thread here.

6 minutes ago, manbearpuig said:

Right...do other prospects around the league also need a thread here?  .160 average, .245 OBP, .291 slugging is a pretty low bar for a thread here.

Taylor Trammell has out produced Kelenic on his own team.

.160/.256/.615 with 8 homers in 178 PA vs. .160/.239/.523 with 8 homers in 253 PA

This is now the Taylor Trammell thread.

They'll probably be playing winter ball, because that's what real champions who grind year round do ?Don't doubt the greatness ???

It is a weird thread, but he's still very young and has a ton of talent.  He'll figure something out. If Seattle wanted to trade him, I'm sure the Sox would love to have him.

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Crushed ??

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Holy smokes he pissed all over that one.  ??

I wonder if all the talk about service time manipulation and that mariners exec who Later resigned who basically admitted service time manipulation played a role here. 

Mariners fans where saying all season he is just Service timed and should be up now and expected him to be an immediate star like tatis or acuna. 

There was a lot of pressure on him and also probably himself proving that the Mariners were wrong and then came that big 1 for 50 slump or whatever that was, maybe he developed a little mechanical glitch and then was unable to get out of it. 

Some players take time to develope but it is not that he was super raw. In AAA he struck out just 15%.

It is normal that k rate jumps 4-5 ticks in the majors compared to AAA but a doubling in the K rate should normally not happen. 

I think he just needs an off season to work a bit on his mechanics and get his head right and he should be fine. 

On 9/9/2021 at 6:39 AM, manbearpuig said:

Right...do other prospects around the league also need a thread here?  .160 average, .245 OBP, .291 slugging is a pretty low bar for a thread here.

This thread is a thing because many here wanted us to draft him in 2018 instead of Madrigal. 
 

@Lillian was the sole advocate of India.

There was a guy at my gym yesterday, in New York State, in a Kelenic T shirt.

9 hours ago, hi8is said:

This thread is a thing because many here wanted us to draft him in 2018 instead of Madrigal. 
 

@Lillian was the sole advocate of India.

Really, is that why? I thought Kelenic was his son or something.

4 hours ago, supernuke said:

Really, is that why? I thought Kelenic was his son or something.

You obviously know but the guy I was responding to didn’t…

On 9/9/2021 at 6:39 AM, manbearpuig said:

Right...do other prospects around the league also need a thread here?  .160 average, .245 OBP, .291 slugging is a pretty low bar for a thread here.

 

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