4 minutes ago, hankchifan said:

And Bennetti saying the authenticator is hermetically sealing the evidence. With a garbage bag!  This is the Keystone Cops at work.

Pretty sure it was Stony with the hermetically sealed comment. 

4 minutes ago, hankchifan said:

And Bennetti saying the authenticator is hermetically sealing the evidence. With a garbage bag!  This is the Keystone Cops at work.

You know they were clearly being sarcastic about it and making a joke about it being in a garbage bag, right?

2 minutes ago, Heads22 said:

Dallas Keuchel is far from the biggest issue we have right now, even if he doesn't pitch well today

While true, he's still an issue. He's a severely overpaid #5 right now. 

Edited June 27, 20214 yr by Jack Parkman

3 minutes ago, Jack Parkman said:

^^^

They can will cut his innings next year so it doesn't vest. 

 

@Capn12

Hopefully you're correct. 

Edited June 27, 20214 yr by Jack Parkman

4 minutes ago, South Side Hit Men said:

Jason should stick to basketball.

https://www.baltimoresun.com/news/bs-xpm-1995-10-07-1995280095-story.html

The question now is are they using Glad, Hefty or a store brand?

Just now, hankchifan said:

The question now is are they using Glad, Hefty or a store brand?

They're obviously using the Dollar General store brand. Gotta make up for the 9 figure losses during the Covid season. 

Goodwin leads off with a sharp single. 

When was the last time Moncada had an XBH? 

excited to see what fresh new hell will keep us from scoring this inning

Just now, Jack Parkman said:

When was the last time Moncada had an XBH? 

I'm surprised his OPS is still near .800 given how poorly he has played recently. 

Will this be a 3 run homer or a classic Abreu DP

Does Abreu go 5-4-3 or 6-4-3

1 minute ago, Tnetennba said:

Goodwin leads off with a sharp single. 

I say we give this Goodwin guy just one more chance.

Ball 4!  Let’s Fucking Go!

Hey, Jose with RISP again...hope he doesn't get an unhittable 92 mph fastball.

Just now, chw42 said:

I'm surprised his OPS is still near .800 given how poorly he has played recently. 

He's been a walk machine this year. 

Cmon jose

Just now, chw42 said:

I'm surprised his OPS is still near .800 given how poorly he has played recently. 

He's still getting a decent number of singles and walks. Just no power from him in the last month or so.

You just gotta hope Jose gets on base somehow here for Yaz. 

Just now, Bossanoveralls said:

I say we give this Goodwin guy just one more chance.

Just don’t bat him 2nd and I’m cool w/ him

Come on JA

Great, Abreu goes down again.

And now we lose abreu...

Fuck me