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Best Derogatory/Insulting White Sox nicknames?

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42 minutes ago, WhiteSox2023 said:

Neal Cocks/Craps (Neal Cotts)

Dumbass Marte (Damaso Marte)

Javier Basketcase (Javier Vázquez)

El Dookie (Orlando “El Duque” Hernández)

Booby Jenks (Bobby Jenks)

Ross Choad (Ross Gload)

Juan Urine (Juan Uribe)

Geoff Bum (Geoff Blum)

Alex Shitron (Alex Cintrón)

Gavin Fraud (Gavin Floyd)

John Stanks (John Danks)

Adam Done (Adam Dunn)

Philip Hummer (Philip Humber)

Will Oh-Man! (Will Ohman)

Jeff Crappinger (Jeff Keppinger)

Adam LaChoach (Adam LaRoche)

JB Sh1t (JB Shuck)

Aaron Bummer (Aaron Bummer), his last name says it all.

44 minutes ago, WhiteSox2023 said:

Neal Cocks/Craps (Neal Cotts)

Dumbass Marte (Damaso Marte)

Javier Basketcase (Javier Vázquez)

El Dookie (Orlando “El Duque” Hernández)

Booby Jenks (Bobby Jenks)

Ross Choad (Ross Gload)

Juan Urine (Juan Uribe)

Geoff Bum (Geoff Blum)

Alex Shitron (Alex Cintrón)

Gavin Fraud (Gavin Floyd)

John Stanks (John Danks)

Adam Done (Adam Dunn)

Philip Hummer (Philip Humber)

Will Oh-Man! (Will Ohman)

Jeff Crappinger (Jeff Keppinger)

Adam LaChoach (Adam LaRoche)

JB Sh1t (JB Shuck)

Gonna need some explaining on this one.

20 minutes ago, southsider2k5 said:

You had to be here.  It was a meme in like 2003/2004

Still memorialized in Buehrle>Wood’s avatar.

1 minute ago, A-Train to 35th said:

Aaron Bummer (Aaron Bummer), his last name says it all.

Yeah, I didn’t include him cuz he and his whole family line got screwed at birth with that last name.

The White Sux! As cub fans call us

24 minutes ago, Milkman delivers said:

Gonna need some explaining on this one.

Still memorialized in Buehrle>Wood’s avatar.

I was trying to remember who kept it forever. 

2 hours ago, southsider2k5 said:

I was trying to remember who kept it forever. 

The site was absolutely fire back then, as the kids say.

I met Paul Quantrill at a charity golf tourney my cousin hosted. He’s a famous hockey player so I used to meet all these dudes. 
 

he said they used to call Frank the Big Skirt because he was always salty when he got pitches inside. 
 

I was younger then. More ballsy. I told him “it’s easy to nickname guys you can’t get out.”  
And he literally told me “ok no more, I’m leaving” and he left. Because of that!

 

anyways, I would never say it  but the big skirt? 
 

Judy is the one that came to mind for me  

 

 

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Paulie “He’s a piece of s%*#” Konerko

Frank “Big Skirt” Thomas

Mark “Lobster Foot” Johnson

Rick “Jerry’s b****” Hahn

Jim “Bad outing asshole” Parque

Kenny “Can’t spend a dollar if you have $0.50” Williams

Jamie “Welcome to earth Torii” Burke

Tadahito “Gooch Cooch” Iguchi

Herbert “Milk Cans” Perry

Billy “Crotch” Koch

Adam Dunn. Self explanatory.

Tony “Hall of Fame Baseball Person” LaRussa

Tony DUI LaRussa

Everyday walk someone Damaso Marte

Jose “Shrinkage” Canseco

You old enough to remember Juan Disgusto? (Agosto)

On 4/20/2024 at 3:13 PM, A-Train to 35th said:

Well he definitely redeemed himself in 2005 with that hit that landed at the base of the left field wall if I remember correctly.  He kept the dream of the Sox winning a World Series alive, if not for that hit I'm afraid we would have never given our pitching staff a chance to dominate the Astros in the 4 game sweep to win it all..

One clutch hit by a Sox player in a big game moment should make him eligible for the Hall of Fame, because sadly I don't see the Sox playing a meaningful game in September anytime soon.

Not to mention his walk-off homer against Cleveland in September. That was really the nail in the coffin on the division race for me.

On 4/20/2024 at 10:31 PM, Stinky Stanky said:

You old enough to remember Juan Disgusto? (Agosto)

I should have mentioned that he was an inept reliever here, wound up in Pittsburgh, added a pitch and became the hottest reliever in the NL. 

On 4/19/2024 at 2:42 PM, Flash Tizzle said:

Im not saying these are great examples, but they immediately come to mind :

Dead - Jermaine Dye. Which was usually followed with references to the Altered Beast video game intro “Rise from your grave.”

Choke Crede

Jizz Can - Luis Vizcaino 

Botch - Billy Koch

Take me back.

I call my son’s manager “Grifol”….that’s as insulting as it gets.

11 minutes ago, fathom said:

I call my son’s manager “Grifol”….that’s as insulting as it gets.

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On 4/20/2024 at 6:44 PM, Milkman delivers said:

The site was absolutely fire back then, as the kids say.

Yes it was ... I remember one dude who used to hate Esteban Loaiza really bad and called him a choker. 

1 hour ago, JoshPR said:

Yes it was ... I remember one dude who used to hate Esteban Loaiza really bad and called him a choker. 

I assumed for a minute you meant me, but he was before my time on Soxtalk.

8 minutes ago, Milkman delivers said:

I assumed for a minute you meant me, but he was before my time on Soxtalk.

Nah. This was back in 03. I think the dudes name was old roman. I've been around on this board for a while. A lot of posters here were teenagers back then. Had a few older guys and middle guys like myself. It was fun. The 05 world series was fun. I was off for a while. Had some rough times those days

On 4/22/2024 at 6:55 PM, JoshPR said:

Nah. This was back in 03. I think the dudes name was old roman. I've been around on this board for a while. A lot of posters here were teenagers back then. Had a few older guys and middle guys like myself. It was fun. The 05 world series was fun. I was off for a while. Had some rough times those days

That was when you were still pretty active on worldcrossing, too.

On 4/22/2024 at 5:55 PM, JoshPR said:

Nah. This was back in 03. I think the dudes name was old roman. I've been around on this board for a while. A lot of posters here were teenagers back then. Had a few older guys and middle guys like myself. It was fun. The 05 world series was fun. I was off for a while. Had some rough times those days

You'd be surprised...

5 hours ago, JoeC said:

That was when you were still pretty active on worldcrossing, too.

Yeah. I participated in both. But when world crossing hit the shitter I stayed here. I was read only on a few boards like WSI and ESPN 

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