WhiteSox2023 Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 1 hour ago, Chick Mercedes said: Now that I’m here. It’s time to unburden my soul. It always bothered me. For your sakes… I pretty much know most of you don’t put paper down on the seat. Bidet only does half the job of a clean rear end I assume. So you proud bidet people only cleaning your innards, and soiling your outermost bits are suffering from a great delusion. Best Old English poem since Beowulf. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chick Mercedes Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 21 hours ago, 77 Hitmen said: Can they sell naming rights for the bidet? Without question, they can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteSox2023 Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 39 minutes ago, Chick Mercedes said: Without question, they can. I prefer Mune’s bidets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wegner Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 1 hour ago, Chick Mercedes said: Without question, they can. 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Sacamano Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 22 minutes ago, wegner said: Flip a coin with Taco Bell 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
77 Hitmen Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 23 hours ago, Green Line said: If you actually have a good diet, get enough fiber and dont eat mounds of sugar and grease there is no need for a bidet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 On 2/3/2026 at 9:17 AM, JoeC said: Questions to be answered: Heated seats? Heated water stream? Built-in dryer function? Check, check, and check. Kohler. Once you have one you'll know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 15 hours ago, WhiteSox2023 said: Best Old English poem since Beowulf. *English Nerd Warning!! I'm currently teaching Beowulf Hwæt! I am the Filth-Slayer, foe of the Tree-Scraper! I wash the Seat-King whiter than the Pale-Hose. I wield the Wave-Spear, a pure South-Side-Surge. The Shadow-Stain is vanquished. Next we could go medieval and have a story telling contest between the players while on a road trip. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 (edited) 1 hour ago, Texsox said: Check, check, and check. Kohler. Once you have one you'll know. I have 3 (Brondell). 4 if you count one in a morothome (with no heated feature - more the Winston-Salem model) Edited February 6 by JoeC 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 34 minutes ago, JoeC said: I have 3 (Brondell). 4 if you count one in a morothome (with no heated feature - more the Winston-Salem model) This man knows clean butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 2 hours ago, JoeC said: I have 3 (Brondell). 4 if you count one in a morothome (with no heated feature - more the Winston-Salem model) When we remodeled our bathroom that was the one thing that I insisted on. My wife thought I was crazy, now we're looking into options for our travel trailer. Lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydanks Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 Am I supposed to be washing my balls with this too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 13 hours ago, Kyyle23 said: This man knows clean butt You bet your ass I do. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 Was Murakami wetbutt all along? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nrockway Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 I’ve seen a few threads in my life and this is definitely one of them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hi8is Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 Holy Japanese poop!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 2 hours ago, nrockway said: I’ve seen a few threads in my life and this is definitely one of them. Not sure I have ever encountered annoyance at the idea of a bidet before 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteSox2023 Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 3 hours ago, fathom said: Was Murakami wetbutt all along? No, KatyPerrysBootyHole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestEddy Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 On 2/5/2026 at 9:57 PM, Chick Mercedes said: Now that I’m here. It’s time to unburden my soul. It always bothered me. For your sakes… I pretty much know most of you don’t put paper down on the seat. Bidet only does half the job of a clean rear end I assume. So you proud bidet people only cleaning your innards, and soiling your outermost bits are suffering from a great delusion. I'm assuming everybody commenting washes their hands after a bathroom session. Then there's the concept of using one hand mainly for the cleaning, and the other with some paper to open the door. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hi8is Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 On 2/3/2026 at 8:48 AM, Bob Sacamano said: We’re only like a step away from literally talking poop, @hi8is! I have been telling you all for 20 years and ya’ll just didn’t get it. Leaders always get taken out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nrockway Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 5 hours ago, Kyyle23 said: Not sure I have ever encountered annoyance at the idea of a bidet before Who says I’m annoyed? I’m indifferent to the bidet. I used one when I went to Japan. Interesting novelty but seemingly pointless. Your butt doesn’t need water to make it clean. If you get s%*# on your arm or face, it’s a different matter. You’d use soap too. No one’s soaping up their butthole I suspect. I’d echo that other guy’s point that if your asshole is a fuckin mess after the fact, a change in diet will be more beneficial than a stream of water. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chick Mercedes Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 7 hours ago, WestEddy said: I'm assuming everybody commenting washes their hands after a bathroom session. Then there's the concept of using one hand mainly for the cleaning, and the other with some paper to open the door. *Too much information* If I can kick open the door, I do. If not, 1 pinky finger does the trick. Same on stall door closing, or with paper towel/toilet paper. Handle non bidet business after seat covering every surface. Listen while occupant in the next stall steps right to the bowl and goes Neanderthal on it with no procedure. I Leave with no concerns to the sink. Use paper towel to turn on faucet, and soap dispenser, hopefully touchless. Have a spare ready to turn off faucet. Use same spare to grab exit door handle, or another spare after drying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 14 hours ago, nrockway said: Who says I’m annoyed? I’m indifferent to the bidet. I used one when I went to Japan. Interesting novelty but seemingly pointless. Your butt doesn’t need water to make it clean. If you get s%*# on your arm or face, it’s a different matter. You’d use soap too. No one’s soaping up their butthole I suspect. I’d echo that other guy’s point that if your asshole is a fuckin mess after the fact, a change in diet will be more beneficial than a stream of water. Not you, Green Line lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nrockway Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 3 hours ago, Kyyle23 said: Not you, Green Line lol Fair enough. I just thought this thread was amusing lol. Like why is the Winston-Salem Dash tweeting about their players' butts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted February 8 Author Share Posted February 8 24 minutes ago, nrockway said: Fair enough. I just thought this thread was amusing lol. Like why is the Winston-Salem Dash tweeting about their players' butts Cause it's Getz' most sweeping institutional change ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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