February 6Feb 6 1 hour ago, Chick Mercedes said: Now that I’m here. It’s time to unburden my soul. It always bothered me. For your sakes… I pretty much know most of you don’t put paper down on the seat. Bidet only does half the job of a clean rear end I assume. So you proud bidet people only cleaning your innards, and soiling your outermost bits are suffering from a great delusion. Best Old English poem since Beowulf.
February 6Feb 6 21 hours ago, 77 Hitmen said: Can they sell naming rights for the bidet? Without question, they can.
February 6Feb 6 39 minutes ago, Chick Mercedes said: Without question, they can. I prefer Mune’s bidets.
February 6Feb 6 23 hours ago, Green Line said: If you actually have a good diet, get enough fiber and dont eat mounds of sugar and grease there is no need for a bidet.
February 6Feb 6 On 2/3/2026 at 9:17 AM, JoeC said: Questions to be answered: Heated seats? Heated water stream? Built-in dryer function? Check, check, and check. Kohler. Once you have one you'll know.
February 6Feb 6 15 hours ago, WhiteSox2023 said: Best Old English poem since Beowulf. *English Nerd Warning!! I'm currently teaching Beowulf Hwæt! I am the Filth-Slayer, foe of the Tree-Scraper! I wash the Seat-King whiter than the Pale-Hose. I wield the Wave-Spear, a pure South-Side-Surge. The Shadow-Stain is vanquished. Next we could go medieval and have a story telling contest between the players while on a road trip.
February 6Feb 6 1 hour ago, Texsox said: Check, check, and check. Kohler. Once you have one you'll know. I have 3 (Brondell). 4 if you count one in a morothome (with no heated feature - more the Winston-Salem model) Edited February 6Feb 6 by JoeC
February 6Feb 6 34 minutes ago, JoeC said: I have 3 (Brondell). 4 if you count one in a morothome (with no heated feature - more the Winston-Salem model) This man knows clean butt
February 7Feb 7 2 hours ago, JoeC said: I have 3 (Brondell). 4 if you count one in a morothome (with no heated feature - more the Winston-Salem model) When we remodeled our bathroom that was the one thing that I insisted on. My wife thought I was crazy, now we're looking into options for our travel trailer. Lol
February 7Feb 7 2 hours ago, nrockway said: I’ve seen a few threads in my life and this is definitely one of them. Not sure I have ever encountered annoyance at the idea of a bidet before
February 7Feb 7 On 2/5/2026 at 9:57 PM, Chick Mercedes said: Now that I’m here. It’s time to unburden my soul. It always bothered me. For your sakes… I pretty much know most of you don’t put paper down on the seat. Bidet only does half the job of a clean rear end I assume. So you proud bidet people only cleaning your innards, and soiling your outermost bits are suffering from a great delusion. I'm assuming everybody commenting washes their hands after a bathroom session. Then there's the concept of using one hand mainly for the cleaning, and the other with some paper to open the door.
February 7Feb 7 On 2/3/2026 at 8:48 AM, Bob Sacamano said: We’re only like a step away from literally talking poop, @hi8is! I have been telling you all for 20 years and ya’ll just didn’t get it. Leaders always get taken out.
February 7Feb 7 5 hours ago, Kyyle23 said: Not sure I have ever encountered annoyance at the idea of a bidet before Who says I’m annoyed? I’m indifferent to the bidet. I used one when I went to Japan. Interesting novelty but seemingly pointless. Your butt doesn’t need water to make it clean. If you get s%*# on your arm or face, it’s a different matter. You’d use soap too. No one’s soaping up their butthole I suspect. I’d echo that other guy’s point that if your asshole is a fuckin mess after the fact, a change in diet will be more beneficial than a stream of water.
February 8Feb 8 7 hours ago, WestEddy said: I'm assuming everybody commenting washes their hands after a bathroom session. Then there's the concept of using one hand mainly for the cleaning, and the other with some paper to open the door. *Too much information* If I can kick open the door, I do. If not, 1 pinky finger does the trick. Same on stall door closing, or with paper towel/toilet paper. Handle non bidet business after seat covering every surface. Listen while occupant in the next stall steps right to the bowl and goes Neanderthal on it with no procedure. I Leave with no concerns to the sink. Use paper towel to turn on faucet, and soap dispenser, hopefully touchless. Have a spare ready to turn off faucet. Use same spare to grab exit door handle, or another spare after drying.
February 8Feb 8 14 hours ago, nrockway said: Who says I’m annoyed? I’m indifferent to the bidet. I used one when I went to Japan. Interesting novelty but seemingly pointless. Your butt doesn’t need water to make it clean. If you get s%*# on your arm or face, it’s a different matter. You’d use soap too. No one’s soaping up their butthole I suspect. I’d echo that other guy’s point that if your asshole is a fuckin mess after the fact, a change in diet will be more beneficial than a stream of water. Not you, Green Line lol
February 8Feb 8 3 hours ago, Kyyle23 said: Not you, Green Line lol Fair enough. I just thought this thread was amusing lol. Like why is the Winston-Salem Dash tweeting about their players' butts
February 8Feb 8 Author 24 minutes ago, nrockway said: Fair enough. I just thought this thread was amusing lol. Like why is the Winston-Salem Dash tweeting about their players' butts Cause it's Getz' most sweeping institutional change ever.
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