February 8Feb 8 1 hour ago, Quin said: Cause it's Getz' most sweeping institutional change ever. When he talked about cleaning s%*# up, who knew it was so literal.
February 15Feb 15 For anyone wondering if the Sox are on the bcutting edge here, I learned recently that there are only 2 other MLB clubhouses with bidets. The Red Sox, who were first when they installed them for Daisuke Matsuzaka, and the Dodgers. Not for Shohei (or Yamamoto) surprisingly, but for Sasaki who hinted in negotiations that it would make his signing decision easier.
February 15Feb 15 See that. The Sox weren’t saying no to a Bidet. The Yankees, they’re not lowering themselves Edited February 15Feb 15 by Chick Mercedes
February 15Feb 15 I cannot believe the shamelessness of some people in this thread that are telling on themselves. Bidets are literally life changing and save you money on TP. Imagining you nasty motherfuckers with skid marks in 2026 is fucking wild. No amount of wiping will clean you fully. I atleast hope you use wet wipes... that is the bare minimum... /rant
February 15Feb 15 27 minutes ago, pettie4sox said: I cannot believe the shamelessness of some people in this thread that are telling on themselves. Bidets are literally life changing and save you money on TP. Imagining you nasty motherfuckers with skid marks in 2026 is fucking wild. No amount of wiping will clean you fully. I atleast hope you use wet wipes... that is the bare minimum... /rant No wonder Reinsdorf was so quick to make this change!
February 15Feb 15 16 minutes ago, Quin said: Our clean king. Blast in the ass pre-game = blasts in the bleachers live game 😃
February 16Feb 16 4 hours ago, pettie4sox said: I cannot believe the shamelessness of some people in this thread that are telling on themselves. Bidets are literally life changing and save you money on TP. Imagining you nasty motherfuckers with skid marks in 2026 is fucking wild. No amount of wiping will clean you fully. I atleast hope you use wet wipes... that is the bare minimum... /rant https://youtu.be/gZhHj13jsY0?si=dxU6O17EOGR9Pqc0 Aww shucks youtube didnt allow this video of country song called Skidmarks In My Underwear. It's very funny and sounds very professional. There are other songs just like it and other bathroom songs by a band called Arse Biscuits .They kind of rock actually.
February 16Feb 16 https://www.mlb.com/whitesox/news/munetaka-murakami-introducing-white-sox-teammates-to-bidets Quote “We are trying to figure out how many we got,” said Martin with a laugh. “Is it just one? Is it his singular bidet? Or do we have five of them? Or four of them? “If we are on [Murakami’s] bidet, do we have to get off because he needs to go? We’ll figure out the order of operations down the road. It’s going to be fun.” Here’s the response for Martin, per the team: There will be multiple bidets. There has even been some interest from outside the organization to reconfigure that particular clubhouse area since the bidet news broke. I unironically think it would be a savvy move for a bidet company to really get behind the team on this
February 16Feb 16 Best Japanese Bidet-style models TOTO Panasonic Lixil (American Standard) A TOTO bidet is the epitome of what most would consider the best bidet toilet or best bidet seat. There really was no comparison when it comes to quality of design and ease of use, especially for a foreigner. When it comes to the best bidet toilets in 2025, TOTO is at the top of the list in most categories, while also garnering top bidet reviews from customers and publications around the world. The TOTO Washlet, particularly the TOTO S550e Washlet, dominated nearly every restroom we encountered. This top rated bidet toilet seat boasts advanced features such as: Heated seat Adjustable water pressure Automatic air deodorizer Warm air dryer The TOTO S550e was actually discontinued in 2023 and replaced by the upgraded Washlet S7A. Toto S7A Original Price$1,404.00 Current Price$1,263.60 Edited February 16Feb 16 by caulfield12
February 16Feb 16 10 hours ago, pettie4sox said: I cannot believe the shamelessness of some people in this thread that are telling on themselves. Bidets are literally life changing and save you money on TP. Imagining you nasty motherfuckers with skid marks in 2026 is fucking wild. No amount of wiping will clean you fully. I atleast hope you use wet wipes... that is the bare minimum... /rant Please don’t be anti-traditional poopers. It’s the only thing we know.
February 16Feb 16 9 hours ago, caulfield12 said: Best Japanese Bidet-style models TOTO Panasonic Lixil (American Standard) A TOTO bidet is the epitome of what most would consider the best bidet toilet or best bidet seat. There really was no comparison when it comes to quality of design and ease of use, especially for a foreigner. When it comes to the best bidet toilets in 2025, TOTO is at the top of the list in most categories, while also garnering top bidet reviews from customers and publications around the world. The TOTO Washlet, particularly the TOTO S550e Washlet, dominated nearly every restroom we encountered. This top rated bidet toilet seat boasts advanced features such as: Heated seat Adjustable water pressure Automatic air deodorizer Warm air dryer The TOTO S550e was actually discontinued in 2023 and replaced by the upgraded Washlet S7A. Toto S7A Original Price$1,404.00 Current Price$1,263.60 Toto is the one Howard Stern uses and boasts about on his radio show.
February 16Feb 16 6 hours ago, sin city sox fan said: Toto is the one Howard Stern uses and boasts about on his radio show.
February 20Feb 20 https://nypost.com/2026/02/20/us-news/upper-west-side-model-crowned-poop-fairy-for-cleaning-dog-crap/
February 26Feb 26 Wouldn't happen here 💦 (Also, they couldn't give him the courtesy of "lower body injury" or just "an infection"?)
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