southsider2k5 Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 1 hour ago, Quin said: Cause it's Getz' most sweeping institutional change ever. When he talked about cleaning s%*# up, who knew it was so literal. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 I am so proud that this thread has reached 4 pages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
46DidIt Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 A deeper look into the question: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Autumn Dreamin Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 For anyone wondering if the Sox are on the bcutting edge here, I learned recently that there are only 2 other MLB clubhouses with bidets. The Red Sox, who were first when they installed them for Daisuke Matsuzaka, and the Dodgers. Not for Shohei (or Yamamoto) surprisingly, but for Sasaki who hinted in negotiations that it would make his signing decision easier. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chick Mercedes Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 (edited) See that. The Sox weren’t saying no to a Bidet. The Yankees, they’re not lowering themselves Edited February 15 by Chick Mercedes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pettie4sox Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 I cannot believe the shamelessness of some people in this thread that are telling on themselves. Bidets are literally life changing and save you money on TP. Imagining you nasty motherfuckers with skid marks in 2026 is fucking wild. No amount of wiping will clean you fully. I atleast hope you use wet wipes... that is the bare minimum... /rant 1 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted February 15 Author Share Posted February 15 19 hours ago, DoUEvenShift said: Our clean king. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sin city sox fan Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 27 minutes ago, pettie4sox said: I cannot believe the shamelessness of some people in this thread that are telling on themselves. Bidets are literally life changing and save you money on TP. Imagining you nasty motherfuckers with skid marks in 2026 is fucking wild. No amount of wiping will clean you fully. I atleast hope you use wet wipes... that is the bare minimum... /rant No wonder Reinsdorf was so quick to make this change! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pettie4sox Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 16 minutes ago, Quin said: Our clean king. Blast in the ass pre-game = blasts in the bleachers live game 😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliSoxFanViaSWside Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 4 hours ago, pettie4sox said: I cannot believe the shamelessness of some people in this thread that are telling on themselves. Bidets are literally life changing and save you money on TP. Imagining you nasty motherfuckers with skid marks in 2026 is fucking wild. No amount of wiping will clean you fully. I atleast hope you use wet wipes... that is the bare minimum... /rant https://youtu.be/gZhHj13jsY0?si=dxU6O17EOGR9Pqc0 Aww shucks youtube didnt allow this video of country song called Skidmarks In My Underwear. It's very funny and sounds very professional. There are other songs just like it and other bathroom songs by a band called Arse Biscuits .They kind of rock actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Autumn Dreamin Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 https://www.mlb.com/whitesox/news/munetaka-murakami-introducing-white-sox-teammates-to-bidets Quote “We are trying to figure out how many we got,” said Martin with a laugh. “Is it just one? Is it his singular bidet? Or do we have five of them? Or four of them? “If we are on [Murakami’s] bidet, do we have to get off because he needs to go? We’ll figure out the order of operations down the road. It’s going to be fun.” Here’s the response for Martin, per the team: There will be multiple bidets. There has even been some interest from outside the organization to reconfigure that particular clubhouse area since the bidet news broke. I unironically think it would be a savvy move for a bidet company to really get behind the team on this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 (edited) Best Japanese Bidet-style models TOTO Panasonic Lixil (American Standard) A TOTO bidet is the epitome of what most would consider the best bidet toilet or best bidet seat. There really was no comparison when it comes to quality of design and ease of use, especially for a foreigner. When it comes to the best bidet toilets in 2025, TOTO is at the top of the list in most categories, while also garnering top bidet reviews from customers and publications around the world. The TOTO Washlet, particularly the TOTO S550e Washlet, dominated nearly every restroom we encountered. This top rated bidet toilet seat boasts advanced features such as: Heated seat Adjustable water pressure Automatic air deodorizer Warm air dryer The TOTO S550e was actually discontinued in 2023 and replaced by the upgraded Washlet S7A. Toto S7A Original Price$1,404.00 Current Price$1,263.60 Edited February 16 by caulfield12 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteSox2023 Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 10 hours ago, pettie4sox said: I cannot believe the shamelessness of some people in this thread that are telling on themselves. Bidets are literally life changing and save you money on TP. Imagining you nasty motherfuckers with skid marks in 2026 is fucking wild. No amount of wiping will clean you fully. I atleast hope you use wet wipes... that is the bare minimum... /rant Please don’t be anti-traditional poopers. It’s the only thing we know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sin city sox fan Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 9 hours ago, caulfield12 said: Best Japanese Bidet-style models TOTO Panasonic Lixil (American Standard) A TOTO bidet is the epitome of what most would consider the best bidet toilet or best bidet seat. There really was no comparison when it comes to quality of design and ease of use, especially for a foreigner. When it comes to the best bidet toilets in 2025, TOTO is at the top of the list in most categories, while also garnering top bidet reviews from customers and publications around the world. The TOTO Washlet, particularly the TOTO S550e Washlet, dominated nearly every restroom we encountered. This top rated bidet toilet seat boasts advanced features such as: Heated seat Adjustable water pressure Automatic air deodorizer Warm air dryer The TOTO S550e was actually discontinued in 2023 and replaced by the upgraded Washlet S7A. Toto S7A Original Price$1,404.00 Current Price$1,263.60 Toto is the one Howard Stern uses and boasts about on his radio show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 Brondell is not bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteSox2023 Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 6 hours ago, sin city sox fan said: Toto is the one Howard Stern uses and boasts about on his radio show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joejoesox Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 "Has Caufield posted in this thread?" was asked by no one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted Friday at 09:59 PM Share Posted Friday at 09:59 PM https://nypost.com/2026/02/20/us-news/upper-west-side-model-crowned-poop-fairy-for-cleaning-dog-crap/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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