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White Sox adding bidets to clubhouse


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For anyone wondering if the Sox are on the bcutting edge here, I learned recently that there are only 2 other MLB clubhouses with bidets.

The Red Sox, who were first when they installed them for Daisuke Matsuzaka, and the Dodgers. Not for Shohei (or Yamamoto) surprisingly, but for Sasaki who hinted in negotiations that it would make his signing decision easier.

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I cannot believe the shamelessness of some people in this thread that are telling on themselves.  Bidets are literally life changing and save you money on TP.  Imagining you nasty motherfuckers with skid marks in 2026 is fucking wild.  No amount of wiping will clean you fully.  I atleast hope you use wet wipes... that is the bare minimum...

/rant

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27 minutes ago, pettie4sox said:

I cannot believe the shamelessness of some people in this thread that are telling on themselves.  Bidets are literally life changing and save you money on TP.  Imagining you nasty motherfuckers with skid marks in 2026 is fucking wild.  No amount of wiping will clean you fully.  I atleast hope you use wet wipes... that is the bare minimum...

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No wonder Reinsdorf was so quick to make this change!

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4 hours ago, pettie4sox said:

I cannot believe the shamelessness of some people in this thread that are telling on themselves.  Bidets are literally life changing and save you money on TP.  Imagining you nasty motherfuckers with skid marks in 2026 is fucking wild.  No amount of wiping will clean you fully.  I atleast hope you use wet wipes... that is the bare minimum...

/rant

https://youtu.be/gZhHj13jsY0?si=dxU6O17EOGR9Pqc0

Aww shucks youtube didnt allow this video of country song called Skidmarks In My Underwear. It's very funny and sounds very professional. 

There are other songs just like it and other bathroom songs by a band called Arse Biscuits .They kind of rock actually.

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https://www.mlb.com/whitesox/news/munetaka-murakami-introducing-white-sox-teammates-to-bidets

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“We are trying to figure out how many we got,” said Martin with a laugh. “Is it just one? Is it his singular bidet? Or do we have five of them? Or four of them?

“If we are on [Murakami’s] bidet, do we have to get off because he needs to go? We’ll figure out the order of operations down the road. It’s going to be fun.”

Here’s the response for Martin, per the team: There will be multiple bidets. There has even been some interest from outside the organization to reconfigure that particular clubhouse area since the bidet news broke.

I unironically think it would be a savvy move for a bidet company to really get behind the team on this

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Best Japanese Bidet-style models
  1. TOTO
  2. Panasonic
  3. Lixil (American Standard)

A TOTO bidet is the epitome of what most would consider the best bidet toilet or best bidet seat. There really was no comparison when it comes to quality of design and ease of use, especially for a foreigner. 

toto japanese bidet washlet

When it comes to the best bidet toilets in 2025, TOTO is at the top of the list in most categories, while also garnering top bidet reviews from customers and publications around the world.  

The TOTO Washlet, particularly the TOTO S550e Washlet, dominated nearly every restroom we encountered. This top rated bidet toilet seat boasts advanced features such as: 

  • Heated seat
  • Adjustable water pressure
  • Automatic air deodorizer 
  • Warm air dryer

The TOTO S550e was actually discontinued in 2023 and replaced by the upgraded Washlet S7A.

 

Toto S7A
Original Price$1,404.00
 
Current Price$1,263.60
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10 hours ago, pettie4sox said:

I cannot believe the shamelessness of some people in this thread that are telling on themselves.  Bidets are literally life changing and save you money on TP.  Imagining you nasty motherfuckers with skid marks in 2026 is fucking wild.  No amount of wiping will clean you fully.  I atleast hope you use wet wipes... that is the bare minimum...

/rant

Please don’t be anti-traditional poopers.  It’s the only thing we know.

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9 hours ago, caulfield12 said:
Best Japanese Bidet-style models
  1. TOTO
  2. Panasonic
  3. Lixil (American Standard)

A TOTO bidet is the epitome of what most would consider the best bidet toilet or best bidet seat. There really was no comparison when it comes to quality of design and ease of use, especially for a foreigner. 

toto japanese bidet washlet

When it comes to the best bidet toilets in 2025, TOTO is at the top of the list in most categories, while also garnering top bidet reviews from customers and publications around the world.  

The TOTO Washlet, particularly the TOTO S550e Washlet, dominated nearly every restroom we encountered. This top rated bidet toilet seat boasts advanced features such as: 

  • Heated seat
  • Adjustable water pressure
  • Automatic air deodorizer 
  • Warm air dryer

The TOTO S550e was actually discontinued in 2023 and replaced by the upgraded Washlet S7A.

 

Toto S7A
Original Price$1,404.00
 
Current Price$1,263.60

Toto is the one Howard Stern uses and boasts about on his radio show.

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