Hey idiots, they’re not throwing 2-0 fastballs

Jones is throwing sliders in hitters counts guys. Maybe catch on.

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Just now, chw42 said:

Have they thought about not having Colson use a torpedo bat? I don't think it's helping him make contact.

Give him a Nellie Fox bottle bat.

10 minutes ago, fathom said:

Most of the good vibes from this year are quickly being washed out unfortunately

It would be way better if they had the same two halves in reverse. Peaking late is way better than early

Just now, southsider2k5 said:

It would be way better if they had the same two halves in reverse. Peaking late is way better than early

Well they started out bad and now they're seemingly ending the same way.

Just now, southsider2k5 said:

It would be way better if they had the same two halves in reverse. Peaking late is way better than early

Yep, huge excitement about Mune and Martin then

Just now, chw42 said:

Jones is throwing sliders in hitters counts guys. Maybe catch on.

Colson couldn't hit anything right now

God his bat speed seems gone

Still no hits..

Just now, southsider2k5 said:

It would be way better if they had the same two halves in reverse. Peaking late is way better than early

Problem is that you can't peak for a month, after being doggy doo the previous month and coast to .500 ish ball the rest of the way.

This lineup is sorta ass

Scouting report on Colson Montgomery - he swings at everything.

I’d rather see Braden lead off and Peters second with Ant 4th instead of the s%*# we’re seeing. Colson is such a losing player

Just now, MooseFan said:

Scouting report on Colson Montgomery - he swings at everything.

I can’t remember last line drive single he’s had

F this no hit nonsense. Time for Jobu to wake up the bats!!! Let’s go

Just now, Bonemer, I Hardly Know Her said:

This lineup is sorta ass

The power hitters aren't hitting homers and the rest of the lineup isn't going very well either. It's a recipe for bad offense.

Just now, Dan of Steel said:

Problem is that you can't peak for a month, after being doggy doo the previous month and coast to .500 ish ball the rest of the way.

It could also be they snuck up on some teams, and that isn't happening anymore while simultaneously seeing half the roster run out of gas in their first MLB season.

Dead offense!

Mune, colson, braden, picked the worst time of the year to just do nothing

Just now, fathom said:

I can’t remember last line drive single he’s had

the whole lineup is mind-fk'd except for like 1-2 guys, it's pretty crazy. that's what happens when you build a roster out of inexperienced kids straight out of AAA

If the pirates were in AL Central they would have an 8 game lead

1 minute ago, chw42 said:

The power hitters aren't hitting homers and the rest of the lineup isn't going very well either. It's a recipe for bad offense.

Got to try to manufacture offense

I would be surprised if both Mune and Colson didn’t end the season batting below .200.

Just now, fathom said:

Got to try to manufacture offense

They don’t know how to do that as they lived and died with the home run all year.

2 minutes ago, vilehoopster said:

I would be surprised if both Mune and Colson didn’t end the season batting below .200.

They’re heading that way.

Garbage ass team, men on scoring position, guarantee not to drive them in.