June 27, 200421 yr Someone requested a bump of this, so here you go! MWAHAHAHA! you only beat me by abuot a minute -- I did the search and grabbed something to drink.. I came back and you'd replied to it. Classsic Post.
June 27, 200421 yr We should bump this thread whenever we're down in the dumps. Always good for a few laughs! you only beat me by abuot a minute -- I did the search and grabbed something to drink.. I came back and you'd replied to it. Classsic Post. Glad to see I wasn't the only one doing the search.
June 27, 200421 yr SOXMAN will refer to SOXMAN in third person. SOXMAN is Sultin Pimp of Soxtalk. SOXMAN is the reason this site is good. The Steve Bartman avatar IS SOXMAN'S! SOXMAN has the best name! SOXMAN likes to eat turkey on thanksgiving! SOXMAN is THE SOXMAN! Jason is snowball and SOXMAN is Napolean. SOXMAN will replace Jason as legend of Soxtalk! SOXMAN says all of us will be equal but some of us will be more equal than others! SOXMAN says that we shall no longer refer to DBAHO as DBAHO we shall now refer to him as man who cannot spell Daubach! Heather Lee will now be known as Heather Takatsu! There shall no longer be Wizard of Oz it will be Wizard of SOXMAN! Steff can have .01% of SOXMAN LAND and WILL mow the lawn. Any one who objects to the new rules shall contact the salvation army and ask for RICO at the back of the repair shop. Any one who wishes to send SOXMAN a personal Message is not permitted to do so! SOXMAN IS NAPOLEAN AND YOU ARE SOXMAN'S WORKERS! Every night instead of reciting the National Anthem we shall recite go dog go By P.D Eastman and replace the word dog with SOXMAN! RICO will be glad to step outside with you. Please turn your avatars in by 6! That is all!!!!!
June 28, 200421 yr My boss is named Ivan. Our last discussion: Me: Ivan, how's this look? Ivan: Leg go on moose. Me. The leg is on the moose. Ivan: No, leg on moooooooose. {I take off leg, attach to ear} Ivan: Many thanks. Expect extra helping of crab juice with company mandated lunch, garnished with stapler. Me: When can I get promoted to forest chipmunk? Ivan: After many moose. I love my job. Ya...I was out of it writing that stuff. some day I will convince you that you are writing some wicked stuff if I got an actor friend to read your stuf with me in a Firesign Theatre/Congress of Wonders kind of way, you ight get the quality of your work - that's Firesign Theatre with a touch of Monty Pytin's Lumberjack routine - Beatles note, when George Harrison wanted to be incogito he registered in a hotel as Jack Lumber - give yourself some credit here kid
June 28, 200421 yr I want more Ivan and Heads stories! I like the last chapter... it left the story hanging!
June 28, 200421 yr Chapter 6 Ivan: I cool now. Me: Why? Ivan: I legendary comedian. Me: How did heck did that happen? Ivan: I make jokes about black people. Crowd love it.... Me: That's not too good for your career or your image... Ivan: You sure? Aww....damn. My career is as dead as Reagan. Me: Dude, you're going the hell for this.... Ivan: How you know I sing at Wrigley soon?
June 28, 200421 yr Chapter 6 Ivan: I cool now. Me: Why? Ivan: I legendary comedian. Me: How did heck did that happen? Ivan: I make jokes about black people. Crowd love it.... Me: That's not too good for your career or your image... Ivan: You sure? Aww....damn. My career is as dead as Reagan. Me: Dude, you're going the hell for this.... Ivan: How you know I sing at Wrigley soon?
June 28, 200421 yr Chapter 6 Ivan: I cool now. Me: Why? Ivan: I legendary comedian. Me: How did heck did that happen? Ivan: I make jokes about black people. Crowd love it.... Me: That's not too good for your career or your image... Ivan: You sure? Aww....damn. My career is as dead as Reagan. Me: Dude, you're going the hell for this.... Ivan: How you know I sing at Wrigley soon? Decent. Not quite as good as crotch guard or moose milking, but not terrible. I ask one question. What does Ivan look like? (I ask this to see what comes up )
July 5, 200421 yr This deserves a bump. Some of us need a good cheering up. I must admit I hadn't read it until now. It's good stuff.
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