C'mon Rock, he's not hitting 94. I'm happy that he's low-90s tonight, but he's not hitting 94.

The gun at the park said that he did.

Here's what the lineup might look like tomorrow:

 

Erstad, Iguchi, Konerko, Crede, AJP (DH), Ozuna, Anderson, Molina

There is no reason outside of teamwide food poisioning that Chad Durbin should be still in this game. He should of given up about 7 runs in 3 innings. But the corpseball attack is doing its best to strand runners at a good clip.

 

You'd think even corpseball would be able to take some of those hanging pitches deep.

Alright Danks, we're gonna need you to give up -4 this inning for us to have a prayer.

I feel bad for Andy Gonzalez.

Well, Dye is a righty...

 

God d*mnit Erstad...

 

Geez-us Balt...how many drives has this guy hit right at people. Whaddaya want for christ sakes. Just bad luck.

It's going to be fun watching the pitcher hit in 2 ABs. The bench isn't deep enough to be doing double switches.

Well, or you have Gonzalez in RF as you do now.

 

Hilarious Ozzie, hilarious.

Looks like Mackowiak hyperextended his knee.

Come on Hawk and DJ call out Ozzie. Oh wait you both have no balls, my bad.

3 hits through 5 against a AAAA pitcher.

I'm surprised that Danks is still in even though he's had a nice K rate.

 

Haha Gonzalez in RF? This should be interesting.

Finally they give us the low down on jermaine dye.

 

Diagnosis: "a little ouchie back"

The Andy Gonzalez Era has begun.

I feel bad for Andy Gonzalez.

Me too.

 

And Danks. He hasn't pitched great, but he has known since the 1st that he wasn't going to get any sort of run support.

Ozzie should have to answer to KW after this game tonight for his misuse of available personnel.

3 hits through 5 against a AAAA pitcher.

 

lift and pull baby, don't you know that 10.54ERA isn't really telling of his "electric" stuff.

Come on Hawk and DJ call out Ozzie. Oh wait you both have no balls, my bad.

Call him out for what? Did he injure half his team?

Ozzie should have to answer to KW after the last three games for his misuse of available personnel.

Looks like Mackowiak hyperextended his knee.

Looked to me like he rolled his ankle.

Come on Hawk and DJ call out Ozzie. Oh wait you both have no balls, my bad.

I think "he's normall a middle infielder" is as close as you'll ever get from either of them.

The gun at the park said that he did.

 

You've watched enough baseball. Do you think he's hitting 94?

 

I personally don't. I'd say 90-91, which isn't a bad thing. He's finally shown that plus breaking ball tonight, and his changeup is pretty good, too.

Danks is seriously getting the rookie hazing. Can't even get a damn run.

Here's what the lineup might look like tomorrow:

 

Erstad, Iguchi, Konerko, Crede, AJP (DH), Ozuna, Anderson, Molina

Dye and Thome are supposed to be back. Dye tomorrow, Thome by fri.

wiki gonzalez hits a walk off HR for charlotte, now battin .270...i feel like he has to be better offensively than gustavo who barely had a .270 OBP at AA last year....not sure about D though

So does anyone else really, really want to see Danks get the chance to hit? Might teach the rest of our guys somethin.