Heads is in a happy place I think.

Her boyfriend presents a complicatuion.

Do what Stewie did then;

 

Stewie instantly falls in love with Liddane an attractive young applicant. Liddane already has a boyfriend, however, and in a jealous rage, Stewie clubs him with a tire iron, duct tapes his mouth shut, and locks him in the trunk of Brian's car.

Do what Stewie did then;

 

 

I would, but then I'd ahve bigger problems.

Such as there are no cars in Iowa?

So I;'m good.

 

i like where iam at right now

 

i like it when the buzz is one like i had when i had my wisdom teeth remoced, no joke, just felt like my brain was floating on the cotton parts of qtips

 

So your buzzed and your still typing like s***? (which I experienced just yesterday) Horrible Alex. Damn these rookies here.

So your buzzed and your still typing like s***? (which I experienced just yesterday) Horrible Alex. Damn these rookies here.

 

 

i think the equivalent of 6 shots of vodka in an hour for someone that weighs 125 equals the typing of a monkey who has only taken remedial typing classes

i think the equivalent of 6 shots of vodka in an hour for someone that weighs 125 equals the typing of a monkey who has only taken remedial typing classes

 

 

Honestly, for you... (esp. not drunk) I'm impressed.

 

Honestly, for you... (esp. not drunk) I'm impressed.

 

 

My tolerance is lower than Juan Uribe's plate discipline.

 

 

I get drunk no more than 3 times a month, but I make sure to f***ing enjoy it. I'm just sitting here enjoying the happiness that ensues.

 

 

No one needs to hate on that.

 

I'm glad you're impressed.

Why the f*** do I never remember to come on her

 

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Why the f*** do I never remember to come on her

 

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O!!!

 

Heads, I really don't think you could last a day in Carbondale.

 

PS I absolutely busted some people today in beer pong and baseball.

 

I wish everyone didn't pass out so early though cause now I'm going to have to watch some Scrubs for about another 5 hours before I can try and go to sleep.

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That's pretty much the all time set up in Soxtalk history. Hanging curve right there.

I'm drunk right now. I can type incredibly well. I was thinking of typing a novel on here, but that would be long and it's pretty tired right now. Just wanted to show off my skills on here.

Yeah, Heads just has what medical professionals call, "Plumbeus Digitus" or "Stupid Fingers."

I wish everyone didn't pass out so early though cause now I'm going to have to watch some Scrubs for about another 5 hours before I can try and go to sleep.

That's good s*** though. I've been slacking on my scrubs watching lately.

I'm watching the replay of the game on Comcast. JD is about to run into swisher. It's kinda funny now. Not so much at that point.

Good morning to all!

I could understand your posts from last night Heads. Clearly that means you weren't drunk enough.

Heads, I really don't think you could last a day in Carbondale.

 

PS I absolutely busted some people today in beer pong and baseball.

 

I wish everyone didn't pass out so early though cause now I'm going to have to watch some Scrubs for about another 5 hours before I can try and go to sleep.

I'll be spending a week there one night soon; kinda wish I could get a full weekend in but only Sat-Sun

That's pretty much the all time set up in Soxtalk history. Hanging curve right there.

Hahaha yaaaaaaaa....ouch.

Ive seen all the people who type in jibberish after drinking and here I am, right after bring your own pomegranate mojito to work Friday and I can type fine.(no word on how many times I edited this)

So at about 4 this morning I relieved myself on Wrigley Field. Mind you I didn't realize it was Wrigley at the time.

Heineken Draught Kegs are the s***. That is all.

Heineken Draught Kegs are the s***. That is all.

cooooooooorrrect

I might be if Willis gets a no hitter today.