Ouch, harsh.

Finally back in Carbondale, yessssssssssssss

You said you're living in Brookside this year?

I am trying to balance two relationships with two different chicks at work. Not f***ing easy at all and probably not that smart.

I am trying to balance two relationships with two different chicks at work. Not f***ing easy at all and probably not that smart.

Ouch, 2 women at the same job?!?! Good luck with that.

I am trying to balance two relationships with two different chicks at work. Not f***ing easy at all and probably not that smart.

 

Probably?

 

 

good luck!

Ouch, 2 women at the same job?!?! Good luck with that.

 

LOL. They work different shifts and I am telling them both I want to keep it quiet since it is a work thing. I like them both so I really cant choose right now.

LOL. They work different shifts and I am telling them both I want to keep it quiet since it is a work thing. I like them both so I really cant choose right now.

Just keep going out with both. What's the worst that can happen?

LOL. They work different shifts and I am telling them both I want to keep it quiet since it is a work thing. I like them both so I really cant choose right now.

 

Your life is a bad sitcom episode. Say hi to Joey Lawrence for me.

Shipps. This can only end tragically - for you.

 

I hope you don't miss your testicles after they get taken from you. They get one each.

Your life is a bad sitcom episode. Say hi to Joey Lawrence for me.

Whoa.

LOL. They work different shifts and I am telling them both I want to keep it quiet since it is a work thing. I like them both so I really cant choose right now.

If your lucky, you'll get a threesome, where the two of them are slapping you in the face while you cry.

Are either of them on your facebook profile?

LOL. They work different shifts and I am telling them both I want to keep it quiet since it is a work thing. I like them both so I really cant choose right now.

 

Reminds me of my favorite toast

 

"here's to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!"

Your life is a bad sitcom episode. Say hi to Joey Lawrence for me.

I think every sitcom has had an episode where main character involves himself with two women.

 

Now Shipps has to foolishly arrange a date with both women on the same night, at different locations, where he will -- against all odds -- get away with it until there's some small slip up at the end of the night. He will then just shrug his shoulders and smile into the camera as the credits role.

 

That crazy Shipps, will his shenanigans ever go as planned.

I think every sitcom has had an episode where main character involves himself with two women.

 

Now Shipps has to foolishly arrange a date with both women on the same night, at different locations, where he will -- against all odds -- get away with it until there's some small slip up at the end of the night. He will then just shrug his shoulders and smile into the camera as the credits role.

 

That crazy Shipps, will his shenanigans ever go as planned.

Maybe you can tell him what to say into the transmitter in his ear? Unfortunately he'll mishear what you say and say something completely inappropriate.

He'll forget to take the lobster bib off when he goes back to the bowling alley for his other date.

 

This week, on a very special Sinking SHIPPS.

I am trying to balance two relationships with two different chicks at work. Not f***ing easy at all and probably not that smart.

 

I've done it.. If you manage it right, you'll be fine. But good luck man.

 

Your replies are completely hilarious.

 

Your replies are completely hilarious.

I just want to make sure that I don't accidentally say something wrong on your facebook page.

I just want to make sure that I don't accidentally say something wrong on your facebook page.

 

Please...please....please dont say anything on there about this.

 

My facebook page is really watered down as Tex so kindly pointed out on my wall. Soxtalk is where I tell all my real thoughts and stories.

I just want to make sure that I don't accidentally say something wrong on your facebook page.

 

 

Please...please....please dont say anything on there about this.

 

My facebook page is really watered down as Tex so kindly pointed out on my wall. Soxtalk is where I tell all my real thoughts and stories.

 

This is going to be a hoot when it blows up. I smell Sweeps Week Ratings Blitz!

Hey, how are people doing SoxTalk site searches for old posts with the search funstion turned off??

Hey, how are people doing SoxTalk site searches for old posts with the search funstion turned off??

Elfin Magic!

eh, I thought there was a better elfin way to do it that I hadn't come across.

 

j/k. Thanks.