Never been summoned. Knock on wood.

I glued my f***in fingers together.

I glued my f***in fingers together.

 

 

YES!!!!

I've been summoned four times, got chosen for a jury once, ended up being named foreman, and wanted to do an 11-person Three Stooges slap. I've met dumber people before and since, but not 11 of them in one room with my "freedom" in their hands. An open-and-shut simple trademark-infringement case took three days (one and a half days of testimony, one and a half days of deliberation). Frustrating doesn't begin to describe it.

I glued my f***in fingers together.

 

Military intelligence at its finest

I glued my f***in fingers together.

I think you're doing it wrong.

 

Your penis is what should be used, not your fingers.

I think you're doing it wrong.

 

Your penis is what should be used, not your fingers.

nicely played

Military intelligence at its finest

It's an oxymoron.

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

 

Not funny lost, my Mom has one leg.

Not funny lost, my Mom has one leg.

You already did this today, you have to wait until tomorrow before you can do it again.

You already did this today, you have to wait until tomorrow before you can do it again.

 

Okay.

 

But Kyle works at IHOP........just sayin.

Screamin A. Smith is now a soft-spoken political analyst for MSNBC. And shockingly he's actually damn good.

 

http://deadspin.com/5326656/stephen-a-smit...e-of-moderation

Not funny lost, my Mom has one leg.

 

 

You already did this today, you have to wait until tomorrow before you can do it again.

 

 

Okay.

 

But Kyle works at IHOP........just sayin.

 

 

Excellent work boys.

Dissolving Bikini is the Ultimate Revenge Gift

 

A German company has invented a marvelous new bikini that disappears once a girl puts it on and takes a swim.

 

The sexy swimsuit disappears by dissolving in water, leaving a woman completely nude and embarrassed. The sexy black swimsuit looks like a real bikini, feels like a real bikini and fits like a real bikini. The only difference is it’s made from a material that completely melts away after a few seconds in water.

 

Named the "Get Naked Bikini," the item is being marketed as the ultimate form of revenge for recently-dumped dudes. The bikini has upset women's rights groups, with one campaigner, Rosmarie Zapfl, saying, “It is an absolute insult to women that this has been invented.”

Dissolving Bikini is the Ultimate Revenge Gift

 

I support this product.

 

An EF-1 tornado hit my golf course yesterday, and destroyed our South course (#1 ranked course in Tennessee). Over 200 trees down combined b/t our North and South courses. I was supposed to be at work when it hit yesterday, but had to give up my shift to go take care of that jury duty business I talked about a few posts ago. Scary stuff. But, my last few days of work before I'm done for the summer are gonna be pretty slow, unfortunately.

www.thru-you.com

 

this is why i love the internets!

So here's a Q to ponder.

 

If you are undertaking a job interview, and the other person is basically speaking to you e.g outlining the role or asking you questions, what's the best body language you should use? For example, I'm prob more of the type of person who would say "mm hmm and yes" a bit too much, and I think I need to smile and relax a bit more.

 

And yes I'm asking because I have an interview on Thursday and I want to nail it.

How come I am the only one on here that complains about working too much?

 

Seriously though the people I work with tell me I am a mad man for working the hours that I work.

I support this product.

 

unfortunately, this product does not end up supporting anyone

How come I am the only one on here that complains about working too much?

 

Seriously though the people I work with tell me I am a mad man for working the hours that I work.

 

Because some of us are unemployed?

Because some of us are unemployed?

 

You have now taken any enjoyment that I have had out of complaining about work...how dare you.

You have now taken any enjoyment that I have had out of complaining about work...how dare you.

 

I didn't even mention my unemployed father...

I didn't even mention my unemployed father...

 

 

Being a fellow bad person I am going to assume that is a lie and you are f***ing with me...I hope.