Being a fellow bad person I am going to assume that is a lie and you are f***ing with me...I hope.

I really thought you were going to follow up with something about your dad being dead since you pulled the dead mom card the other day...

Edited August 3, 200916 yr by dasox24

I really thought you were going to follow up with something about your dad being dead since you pulled the dead mom card the other day...

 

My dad is dead dude.

My dad is dead dude.

 

and unemployed

So, Shipps, what part of hell should I look for you to be in?

So, Shipps, what part of hell should I look for you to be in?

 

I think our section of hell would be the bleachers at Wrigley, in April.

I think our section of hell would be the bleachers at Wrigley, in April.

Or late October?

 

Or is that impossible even in hell?

Or late October?

 

Or is that impossible even in hell?

 

In Sox fan hell? They would win every year.

New Facebook status inspired by this exchange.

This is on my bulletin board to this day.

Praise the lord!

 

Praise the lord!

 

 

 

???

???

Do you see a holy image?

Do you see a holy image?

 

Yeah I think it's fairly obvious too. Is there supposed to be a joke associated with this? I guess I don't get it.

Yeah I think it's fairly obvious too. Is there supposed to be a joke associated with this? I guess I don't get it.

It's a dog's anus.

Do you see a holy image?

 

Its not hard to see it. Do they think it will be?

It's a dog's anus.

 

LOL

 

It's a dog's anus.

 

YO!

 

These are on CNN's homepage. Who decided on these images? I think they're awesome.

Edited August 4, 200916 yr by G&T

After watching the North Korean Bar episode last night from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, the comparison is really pretty good actually.

 

These are on CNN's homepage. Who decided on these images? I think they're awesome.

 

Headline News actual reasons to have Bill Clinton go to NK

 

-Respect

 

-Nostalgia

 

-Almost went there before

 

 

Headline News actual reasons to have Bill Clinton go to NK

 

-Respect

 

-Nostalgia

 

-Almost went there before

 

 

 

"Hey Ladies, I just got you out of jail in the NK...how bouts some appreciation towards lil bill?"

 

 

 

"Hey Ladies, I just got you out of jail in the NK...how bouts some appreciation towards lil bill?"

 

 

 

 

/singing

 

"It's a wonderful day to be nude...."

I have never once served jury duty. I think the courts get me and my dad who are Sr. and Jr. mixed up or something.

I get to do it the week you come out. Hopefully they don't put me on some massive drug case, haha.

How come I am the only one on here that complains about working too much?

 

Seriously though the people I work with tell me I am a mad man for working the hours that I work.

I stopped working for the slave shop and started working for a lesser slave shop so in comparison, I don't think I work that much (still 47 or so hours a week though). But it beats the f*** out of 60+ hr's a week.

 

and unemployed

Nah, its Chicago, his dad is still collecting unemployment