All the references to the heiney bird a few years back were hilarious.

"my behind was so tight, you couldn't pull out a greased tea with a pair of plyers".

Getting ridden hard and put away wet.

 

 

"That's trouble.."

 

 

"That'll get it done...YES!"

"That's a hang wiff 'em right there."

 

Or his new creepy one (sounds like a child molester when I hear him say it) "Don't stop now...BOOYYYSS."

"I loooove cotton candy"

"I love it when you analyze."

"Thats a Doc Edwards shot right there."

Got a cookie and missed it.

 

So, xxxx player is in the catbird seat right here.

BTW, what the hell is a catbird seat?

Come on, Brian GORMANNNN!

BTW, what the hell is a catbird seat?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catbird_seat

"To all you kids out there, get that heinie down"

 

Last night he did a promo for a Subway contest - sign up and win 5 subs. He ended the promo by saying "Stone Pony loves a meatball." It just sounded so ridiculous to me that I had to bring it up.

Can of corn for 1 dog.

 

I'm sorry, were you talking to me?

 

"I tell you what [Wimpy/DJ/Stone Pony]..."

Ohhhh....he just missed that one!

"Blank pitcher liked it.......didn't get it"

Where was that pitch?

"2 balls, 2 strikes, 2 on with 2 out here in the top of the 2nd; and the 2-2 pitch.."

I tell you, some of these umpires have no clue... they have ZERO clue! AND HE'S ONE OF THEM!

"330 down the left field line, 347 down the right field line, 375 in the gaps and 400 straight away center. Outfield playing equidistant, straight up..."

Edited July 1, 201015 yr by The Beast

"330 down the left field line, 347 down the right field line, 375 in the gaps and 400 straight away center. Outfield playing equidistant, straight up..."

 

^ Love this one. Can't believe nobody said "right size wrong shape". Or in the case of our beautiful ballpark, U.S. Comiskullar (what I call it when I get really excited)....Right size, right shape, right city....etc, etc

"That one almost dehorned him right there."

"He's (Anyone on Sox staff) the best in the business"

Has anybody ever thought of what Whitesox baseball would be without Hawk? I'm not looking forward to the day Hawk either retires/dies. I'm going to cry like a little b**** when there's no more Hawk.

Edited July 1, 201015 yr by Jordan4life

Has anybody ever thought of what Whitesox baseball would be without Hawk? I'm not looking forward to the day Hawk either retires/dies. I'm going to cry like a little b**** when there's no more Hawk.

 

I've tried to block this thought from popping in my head many of times. The day is coming....let's just hope he can borrow some of that "Omar juice" and keep STRETCHing it for another 15 yrs or so.