Let's run endless reflections of a terrorist attack, but not examine the causes --or the ramifications -- of said terrorist attack.

Let's run endless reflections of a terrorist attack, but not examine the causes --or the ramifications -- of said terrorist attack.

 

There are plenty of places to do that which is why I wanted a place for something different.

There are plenty of places to do that which is why I wanted a place for something different.

Which is why these comments and reactions are not in that thread. Because the people who want to react that way deserve that space to do so.

Which is why these comments and reactions are not in that thread. Because the people who want to react that way deserve that space to do so.

 

And people who don't now have a place where they don't have to be attacked.

Let's run endless reflections of a terrorist attack, but not examine the causes --or the ramifications -- of said terrorist attack.

 

This is exactly what I'd expect from you.

9/11/01 - Attack on twin towers.

9/11/09 - Last day of my old job.

9/11/11 - My uncle passed away.

 

 

 

I'm really starting to not like that date...

9/11/06...I started my job at Deloitte and coincidentally met my future wife on the same day.

Seriously, why does my belly button get so f***ing smelly? I wash it everyday in the shower, but it just smells again by the end of the day. I don't even smell when I sweat. It's so random that I cannot understand it.

Seriously, why does my belly button get so f***ing smelly? I wash it everyday in the shower, but it just smells again by the end of the day. I don't even smell when I sweat. It's so random that I cannot understand it.

 

S'gotta be the Milk, Man.

S'gotta be the Milk, Man.

 

Is it ironic that I never, ever drink milk?

Is it ironic that I never, ever drink milk?

 

Never drinking the stuff is one thing. Now, just stop pouring it in your belly button and letting it go bad. . .

How do you smell your belly button?

How do you smell your belly button?

I imagine he sticks his finger in there, smells it, and passes out like that one monkey who sniffs his asshole.

I imagine he sticks his finger in there, smells it, and passes out like that one monkey who sniffs his asshole.

 

 

= milkman

 

I imagine he sticks his finger in there, smells it, and passes out like that one monkey who sniffs his asshole.

 

Pretty much. Lint usually gathers in there, but I've taken to trimming my chest and stomach hair to solve that problem.

Milkman, the manscaper.

Milkman, the manscaper.

 

Eh, it's not much of an ordeal to do. It takes about 2 minutes once a month with a trimmer.

http://www.journalgazette.net/article/2011...9926/1002/LOCAL

 

20 years for fugitive who craved burrito

The Journal Gazette

 

A 38-year-old man who led police on a two-county chase in 2009 that ended at a Taco Bell was sentenced to a total of 20 years in federal prison.

 

Jermaine Askia Cooper, formerly of the 1500 block of Grant Street, was indicted in the spring of 2009 on multiple charges related to cocaine trafficking – including distribution of less than 5 grams of crack cocaine, possession with intent to distribute crack cocaine and attempting to obstruct justice. He was convicted of the charges in May 2010, according to court documents.

 

The indictment came just a few days after police tried to arrest Cooper. He sped off,driving through a number of neighborhoods in south Fort Wayne, then headed toward Decatur on U.S. 27, reaching speeds of more than 90 mph.

 

He was arrested in a Taco Bell parking lot, telling police he knew he was going to go to jail for a while and wanted to get one last burrito.

 

As part of his sentence, handed down last week by U.S. District Judge Theresa Springmann, Cooper forfeits a number of guns including two .40-caliber Glock pistols, a Colt .45 and a shotgun, according to court documents.

http://www.journalgazette.net/article/2011...9926/1002/LOCAL

 

 

Dummy, that's not what his buddies meant when they told him to make a run for the border . . .

Dummy, that's not what his buddies meant when they told him to make a run for the border . . .

 

I laughed.

Well, Taco Bell IS awesome.

I wonder if Putin was the inspiration for the Dos Equis guy. What a photo gallery.

I wonder if Putin was the inspiration for the Dos Equis guy. What a photo gallery.

 

OMFG :lolhitting :lolhitting

OMFG :lolhitting :lolhitting

I don't always drink beer. But when I do, I chase it with vodka.