I woke up this morning and realized I had drunk Facebook-messaged a couple of people.. Humorous and dangerous to say the least. This did prompt me to go back through previous messages I had sent, in similar states of mind and I am extremely pleased with how many of them led to positive situations.

 

It's the drunk dial of the 21st century!

I had my first Four Loko tonight. And second. And third. I've heard of these mystical beings for months while I was away on a Senate campaign but I never saw them. And they are glorious.

That's doce lokos in one night. Very stout.

Is this hmmm like a lightbulb going on over your head? If so, I recommend it. If not, don't judge me!!!!

 

More or less acknowledging that I may have made the same move last night.

It's the drunk dial of the 21st century!

 

I should have been smart and kept it to direct messages on Twitter.. too much room to ramble on facebook.

More or less acknowledging that I may have made the same move last night.

 

You don't moonlight as a pretty blonde named Casey do you? :lolhitting

You don't moonlight as a pretty blonde named Casey do you? :lolhitting

 

Maybe

Maybe

 

...

Edited February 27, 201115 yr by ChrisLikesBaseball

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband cuz Ace is getting drunk happy n rapin everybody out here!!

Annnnnnd my best friend is doin the deed as we speak...; with a fatter, uglier chick than I did. Oh well. Da,mn they are goin at it.

Where is your GFF alliance?

I am drunk.

 

 

I think 90 percet of my extended family called me tonight to say go Bucks.

 

SO GO BUCKS

 

FAC

What.the.f***

Make out with some random 30 yr old then proceed to hook up with the girl that dumped your ass a few months ago AND send her some ridiculous text messages afterwards. That's a successful night...

Spring Break. South Padre Island. My last 8 days were epic.

Spring Break. South Padre Island. My last 8 days were epic.

 

Yea, but did you...

 

Make out with some random 30 yr old then proceed to hook up with the girl that dumped your ass a few months ago AND send her some ridiculous text messages afterwards. That's a successful night...

 

 

Welp, I've posted enough elsewhere tonight, figured I should make my way here to fess up. It'll be interesting to see what I've posted/texted when I wake up, always an adventure. Just thought of another one...

Ok, like, the girls from Degrassi are pretty f***ing hot. And I don't wanna hear it. They're all of age and in some cases drinking age. I'd love to party with these girls.

First night in London was on Tuesday, we got back from the bars around 4am, went to bed in our room. Somehow, I woke up in another room at the hostel, completely emtpy and only woke up because the maid came in and was surprised I was in there.

 

Never blacked out that hardcore before.

Firday friday gotts get down on Friday, yesterday was htuesday, tomorrow iws saturday, then sunday comes afterwardsssssssssssssssssssss

Firday friday gotts get down on Friday, yesterday was htuesday, tomorrow iws saturday, then sunday comes afterwardsssssssssssssssssssss

I dont want this weekend to ennnnnnddddd.

I dont want this weekend to ennnnnnddddd.

ooi ntik i found the right nthread. i m ltle drunk from tins nt. all mi had was fourlouko an i got dru k at a party and somehjow manged to get home. i am in my rrorm now and shouldm prilly go tom bed.