Sox need a legitimate long reliever in the pen. When you're going to lose anyway, you need one guy that's going to take one for the team, so you have a fresh pen the next day.

Minnesota has two of them. Call 'em up, we can give them De Aza.

Eaton doesnt give two s***s if you hit him

Minnesota has two of them. Call 'em up, we can give them De Aza.

 

I hope this is sarcasm

I have Eaton Abreu and Sale on my fantasy team lol

I hope this is sarcasm

It is

Need a hit Conner.

Come on, Corner.

thata boy Marcus!

Bases loaded, here we go!!

Marcus playing much better

"A big pitch here to Semien, because the Royals are getting closer and closer to Abreu" - Royals announcer

GillAspie did his job

Well, Conor just missed but he brought a run home.

Good job Conor. Get some more in, Abreu.

I wish Gillaspie did not bad third

If Abreu wasn't as strong as he is, that falls just over the 2B for a hit.

Only 1 run needed more.

Pretty simple play by Cain, but still their outfield defense has prevented a few runs now. Abreu's going to get a ton of inside fastballs...hope he doesn't get hit too often.

This one feels like it will be 7-2 in about 7 minutes.

Abreu sucks. Right?

82 pitches. Yikes.

I feel like our pitchers have thrown approximately 762 balls this season

He is all over the place...even getting a 3-0 strike was a problem

These walks are very annoying

I feel like our pitchers have thrown approximately 762 balls this season

 

I wish this was so hyperbolic that I could laugh