The Beast

Not all guys, but a select few.

Opening day is NOT the same as the cubs/sox series.

Thats pretty sad if it is his only reason.

Still made a crappy play in the outfield against the Cubs. His defensive approach is a worthless piece of s***. Good offensive production, though.

We tried that with Lofton and Durham and it only worked for about the first month of the season.

Hope they bring home a winner for you, Steff! Happy Birthday!

Let me rephrase that. They may be nice guys, but they don't let you hang around them. And by that, I call them pricks.

Sure. Why not? Pricks like that are the starting athletes at my school. They get the girls because they are the "hotties" or the "preps." Not saying I was a prick, or should be considered one then, because I was still very confused and was very depressed at the time. Not as an excuse, but it would explain a few things.

ditto. But my belief is, nice guys finish last.

Well, it does say sex in the title of this forum, so I guess we can't talk sensible! Um...yeah, I think you have to decide which is more important to you, a girl who wants ur mouth or a girl who really cares about you. Just a thought. And dick sucking? ehh...no comment.

Crede sucks. He had a terrible year, and I hope we have Valdez or even Koskie play for us next year.

Well thats what people wanted to do to me, god condemn their souls. I don't think I deserved it, considering I was quiet and just minding my own business. On a break away steal in our pickup basketball game, I was the taller guy, so they loved to push me as I was in the air into the bars that held the basketball hoop together.

I usually go friday, stay til saturday but since my buddy TQ might get something extra, I may just rent out a room for myself and pay extra for tickets, and maybe snatch a ride from him. However, Soxfest is great. Especially when Steff SMOKES Kenny Williams!

"A reading from Beastly according to Ross." Let me share an experience. At a point in my life, I had depression, and battled with that for about 1 year, and kept the feelings inside of me for 2 months. There were 3 points of when this could have happened. First was in 5th, when I had my doubts. When in doubt, that is all i could think about when I wasn't working on school work, to the point I felt lower than low, and had to tell someone. And I did. 6th grade, i was beat up everyday. I blamed god for it. Of course, now that I look back on being beat up and humiliated, god helped me become a better person. 8th grade, something much worse happened with doubts. And you know, that was the one in which I worried about everything. ANYTHING. Any time. Every day. I had trouble sleeping. I worried about going to school, doing daily tasks, life wasn't fun. But I realized suicide was not an option. I had too much to live for. After that, I hopped on zoloft and eventually I have been corrected. I still have the "assholes" who bug me, but I think its kind of funny of how pathetic they are and how they will never know the real world.

I don't see what is so funny about that, considering the Bears will still do pretty good without him. IMO!

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A sweet home Chicago! DAAAAA BEARSSS!!!

I don't know if I agree with this trade...thoughts?

Aaron Rowand current. Appling all-time

Candidate A---Roosevelt Candidate B---Churchill Candidate C---Hitler

The season means NOTHING anymore, so who cares? But I agree of why he isn't playing young guys. I'm hoping he's trying to pad stats, or give some guys who suck (Valentin and Crede) playing time.

Yes, The Drew, I was paying attention.

PM me who u think it is.

It is presidential election time and your vote is the tie breaker. Here is the breakdown of the three candidates: Candidate A: He associates with crooked politicians and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain-smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B: He was kicked out of the office twice! He sleeps until noon, used opium in college, and drinks a quart of good whiskey every evening. Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He is a vegetarian who doesn't smoke. He drinks an occasional beer, and hasn't had any extra-marital affairs. Which of these candidates would be your choice? (Please, if you have heard this before, don't say anything.)

The woman's husband was heckling him. You don't throw a chair at someone, but you shouldn't sue over that either.