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Definitely. Top 100 MLB prospect? Questionable.

For those of you who don’t even know our best player’s last name, I suggest you…

I see Sheets’ numbers are falling back down rapidly, as expected.

Once again, why is Ortega getting playing time?

If Lopez’s hot streak goes on a little bit longer, he may threaten to hit a .550 OPS.

DeJong breaks up the shutout with one of his random homers!

Well, I don’t think we should leave out the highest salaried player from the trade, and arguably the worst. I have no idea what the other offers for Bummer were, but it’s not out of the realm of possibility that another team was offering prospect(s). He is also pitching better as of late.

Mentioning history is a hateful comment?

Lopez is earning $4.3 million. Soroka is earning $3 million. Shuster is earning $740,000. Shewmake is earning $740,000. That’s a total of $8.8 million in bad money cuz they are all terrible. Try again. More players is not always better, especially when it is more BAD players.

He still knocks in runs with his glove.

Great idea. Vaughn can make his money being added to the RestoreHair.com billboard roster of Urlacher and Ryne Sandberg. God knows he isn’t going to make much more money in baseball.

Instead, you’ll get to see Soroka and Shuster give up many more runs and Shewmake not score any.

Amazing offseason of improving that defense, Getz.

This makes zero sense though. Lopez had one good season with the bat in 2021, that is all. Only the Sox would be stupid enough to view Lopez as a starter. It’s embarrassing. And does he truly move the needle at all on the fan base, just because he is from Naperville? You have to still be a good player for fans to care about you, which Lopez is not.

Sheets has already come back to earth in the last week or so. We will have to see where he is by the end of the season but I wouldn’t at all be surprised if he is a non-tender candidate by the end of the year.

Sorry, I was confusing him with the other terrible outfielder Clint Frazier from last year.

I can’t wait to see the pile of crap Getz gets in return for these guys.

How many Sox fans will hate him now?

The drunk callers are quite hilarious to listen to.

Thank you. The end.

Yep, and this dude actually got playing time with the Sox rather than just being AAA fodder.

It was called Hurricane Getz and it left our team in ruins.

If you only focus on players the White Sox pick up, you’d understandably never know whom a good player is, much less a star.

Great post. I love how the fucking umpire society thinks they are just as important as the game. Bunch of over egotistical losers. Bring the automated strike zone. No one needs your flashy strike calls, which are wrong far too often.