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Oh how oh how will Detroit be able to replace Carlos' .512 OPS in 90 at bats?

BAD: There'll be more threads cub-related than White Sox threads.

So actually you couldn't care less about the Cubs.

Exactly. We suck hardcore.

So then why don't you?

I was trying to come up with a son of a former famous Sox player that was in a similar situation to Gwynn Jr. Certainly Oney Guillen and Kenny Williams Jr. don't count.

What would it take to acquire a trade winds forum?

Lots of names on there that I've seen on the Soxtalk want list. Edwin Encarnacion Willy Taveras Conor Jackson Jeff Franceour Ronny Cedeno Chris Young Chad Tracy (Yeah, we should still acquire him to dump Thome or Konerko) Can't forget from former Sox duds: Erstad Cabrera Hopefully Lillibridge ...and how pissed off would our fanbase be if we traded Johan Santana, Matt Garza and Jason Bartlett for Carlos Gomez and Delmon Young?

Yeah it's too bad Tiller didn't let women give birth to babies who had severe or fatal birth defects or keep mothers from having "substantial and irreversible impairment" of their bodies. http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124379172024269869.html ...and I'm sure you'd be one of the first right wingers to complain about a drug addicted mother receiving federal aid to take care of her child.

I'd be thrilled if Tim Raines Jr. came up to the Sox and posted a line of .333/.432/.464 after bottoming out with a couple of minor league teams.

KC f***ing sucks. Aviles looks like a JUCO player and Tony Pena Jr. Is worse than Wise. Juan Cruz isn't looking very good this year. Remember how much people want him or didn't want the Twins to land him?

Why should I let one player wreck my ballpark experience? How am I supposed to single out 1 player but enjoy the others? Oh right, boo him. I don't think "everybody knows that" Wise sucks. Why does Ozzie keep trotting him out there and why is he batting him 5th? Why doesn't he ask KW for a better option? Why doesn't KW get a better option?

Which Cuban player has shown the appreciation of not hacking at everything at the plate?

How is it Gumby's Pokey's Stix f***ing rock but their pizza is so horrible? Why aren't there more Gumby's?

Sox news? I didn't realize Jake Peavy was part of the team. Unless Peavy was pitching for the Sox last night, he wouldn't gotten hurt because it happened while he was running on the base paths.

Based on what? Certainly didn't look that way with Jon Garland, Nick Swisher, or any of the other Pirate-like trades in 2007.

I read that there was a lot of masturbation jokes in it.

Well, Bettman got what he wanted. It was weired to see so few power plays.

Micah is almost exactly 4 years younger than Konerko.

Doubt it. Now they'll just have NASCAR parts and limbs flying out of the screen and into people's faces.

If you don't want people saying "I told you so," then don't have predictions threads or allow people to say "Mark my words......"

Jeff Marquez. Where is he? I want to see some kind of return on giving up a player putting up a .900 OPS while our team struggles for runs.

If it was an internet message board, Josh is saying he doesn't want to have an opinion that is not in agreement with the Admin (KW) because he might get banned. Like WSI.

I'm a Cubs fan this weekend.

Final Destination movies suck, and what's up with this trend of sequels not being titled with the original movies? "The" Final Destination? "Rocky Balboa?" "Rambo" (which is Rambo 4 oversees.(